Rapidly ambulate along the cage-side away from Xan, leaving a trail of heat and poison.
Also mutate and react to aggression with aggression.
ZZ MF XY // //
// YZ // II //
KK OI // NK LO
// VL // KL //
// HJ EZ KL //
// // FF // //
HO OH // OJ JO
Your head is a human mouth with teeth made of hairy antlers. Your neck is a normal human neck, but with a single buffalo horn. Your chest is a buffalo horn that goes from neck to abdomen, but there is also a human chest in there. A human chest shaped like a big old dick. Congrats. You finally found it. Your abdomen is human, but with a plague gland just growing out of it. Your arms are strange things: they're full of flickering blue light and seem to flash out of existence for a tiny fraction of a second every now and again. They're shaped like human arms but aren't actually, they're just soft and unresponsive organs. They also seem to be leaking some sort of extremely pestilent substance. Your legs remain, but long bone spears sprout beside them, such that you now have to walk on their tips, like stilts. Your entire body is covered in small purple sores that leak pus, out of your back an enormous, tree-like mushroom sprouts, doubling you over with its weight, and your body becomes covered in feathers and your bones become fragile and hollow. Finally, your skin turns red-orange and your entire body begins producing an insane amount of heat. You're literally as hot as a branding iron.
I never knew lasers were such a common genetic mutation.
Your head is a human mouth, with whale body lips and antler teeth. Your neck is human, with a random buffalo horn on it. Your chest is a Spider head covered in fish scales, with the internal contents of a human chest crowded back behind the mandibles. Oh and the fangs on the end of the mandibles are dick shaped. You have a normal abdomen, save for the pulsing plague gland potbelly. Your arm (you only have 1 now) is still made of the same flickering blue flesh, but now takes the form a cape that goes from your shoulders down to just above your knee...if you had a knee. It also leaks plague riddled fluids. Your leg, you only have 1, is a stabbing proboscis about 3 feet long that you have to balance on. Your entire body is covered in feathers, oozing sores, and a tree sized mushroom grows from your chest and abdomen.
Mutate!
GP // MJ TT //
// YZ // // FF
// // // NK FF
// VL WW // //
// // EC WW //
// // // // //
// // BF TT //
You have a normal human head and hair, but each hair ends in a tiny reptile eye. You have a neck that is in the shape of a big mosquito stabbing proboscis. Your chest is much the same as your neck; human flesh shaped like an identical stabbing proboscis. Your Abdomen and arms are unchanged. Your legs vanish. An massive reptile eye appears on your chest.
"I have raging murder boner and nowhere to put it."
More mutations then. Of course, always counter-attack in similar manner as I am attacked.
GP // YX DN IO
YZ DN // // //
FY DN // // SY
// VL DN // PW
NO AG FN // FM
AG FM // // //
AG // BF CK OU
Uses left: 9
Head: Normal bald head, bearded vertical mouth that can shoot lasers.
Neck: Human neck, with a vertical fanged mouth.
Chest: Human chest with vertical fanged mouth. Huge human ear on back, like a wing, malformed and twisted.
Abdomen: Human abdomen with a vertical fanged mouth. Huge wasp stinger from small of back, huge poison sack.
Arms: Very long and thing tendril ending in a foot long bone blade.
Arms: Left arm missing.
Legs: Long, very sharp bone blades.
Whole Body: Doubly tall, massively muscular, and covered in armadillo plates.
You have a normal human head, but with a single buffalo horn in the shape of a vertical fanged mouth. The horn can fire a laser. Your neck is the same as before. Your chest gains crystalline plate. Your abdomen is the same. Your arm is a floating, very long, fleshy tendril with a bone blade at the end. Everything else remains the same.
Time to mutate again! If anyone keeps attacking me, murderize them as best I can.
Current pre-mutation description: You have a human head with fish scales and blue coloration and a long sharp nose. The scales are made of hair and have a sort of black and metallic look to them, but are shaped like tiny cockroaches. Your neck is made of a strip of fur that looks like a human neck and has a small reptile fringe on it. Your head just dangles limply on the end of it. Your chest floats in mid air, disconnected from anything else but somehow still part of the whole. It is a long tail, the center of which has a human shaped armadillo shell on it and the end of which is tipped with a cat eye. Your abdomen is a crab claw, with the big part shaped like a human abdomen. Your arms are hyena limbs twisted to look like human arms, and necrotic. They end in soft, fungal bird beaks. Your legs are human legs, but they are rounded and pushing spherical in their shape, covered in green scales and pointed white teeth. A little circle of pointy bone sprouts from your knee and each spike on it looks vaguely phallic. Your body becomes covered in hair and 5 random claws about a foot long sprount out at complete random on your body. A huge beetle shell covers your shoulders and back, stretching down like a cape over the back of your legs. Everything takes on a harsh, geometric shape and you ooze ink from every remaining pore.
GP MH MJ PV TJ
GN YZ NM ED VV
NP SP GP NK FL
DD VL LA BV GE
XA NI EC LD GD
EN WK NU TE LO
OB VQ BF RK ZN
More confused mess eh? Ok.
You have a human head, in the shape of a sort of circular, pancake like thing. Your hair is sharp and pointy and ends in little hyena head shapes. You have a Bear head for a neck, but it is shaped like a human neck. It has sloth claws for teeth and purplish wormy flesh. Your chest is a scorpion sting, filled with porous holes, in the shape of human heads. It also has a single cat eye. Your abdomen is a giant club of bone shaped like a human abdomen. It has buldging wrinkles like a human brain with abs, and spurs of sharp bone. Your arms are the same. Your legs are legs, but rounded, furry, and ringed by a bone halo with bone spikes shaped like dicks. You grow tiger fur all over, retain your beetle shell and ink leakage, but a giant organic towershield sprouts from your chest. Combined with the shell, it makes you something of a vertical turtle.
Standard. Laser anyone who attacks myself or Ao. Then mutate; it's important that mutating comes second, for obvious reasons.
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
BF BF BF BF BF
The final test. Pretty sure this'll kill me, in the same way all slashes would kill me, though I might be saved by genetic instability. I figure I'm enjoying this game a lot less than the next guy on the waitlist, since I can't even bother to come up with new genomes, so might as well suicide. Piecewise, think I should make my science retroactively available? That might upset balance, especially since I've explained what I expected with every genome.
Your choice sy. I don't mind either way. People being more controlled and thoughtful in their mutations might actually make my life easier.
You turn into a pile of fish scales and are dead.
GP // MJ IO OQ
// YZ // // //
// // // NK //
BF VL // // //
// // EC MC AB
EN EN // //
// // BF // MM
I swear, if I somehow die off of this...anyway, take a step closer to the center of the arena, THEN mutate.
You have a normal head, but your hair ends in tiny laser emitters that look like lion heads. Your neck and chest are normal, as is your abdomen. Your Arms are human up till just after the elbow, at which point they turn into long bone spears. Or rather, bone bill hooks or the blade of a hook sword. Your legs double in length but also become soft, pink, sticky and meaty. They still function, but not quite as well. Your limbs multiply, so that each arm and leg is now a cluster of 3; in all you have 6 arms and 6 legs total.
Well, Sy died. So the arena changes. The ball cage is spinning so horrendously fast that every single person is pinned to it. If it goes much faster, many of the people will die from the g-forces.
AND THE LOTTERY CHOSES DUSTY (DW) AS THE NEW CONTESTANT! WHAT LUCK!
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