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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 752878 times)

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4830 on: December 12, 2017, 03:15:00 pm »

You decide to send a letter to the governor, asking him to, well...

You gnaw on the quill because you're conflicted - you meddled in religious matters with the COuncil yet wish to maintain neutrality! How you should compose the letter, because you feel either way something might go wrong. And possibly will.

A) It will be a polite suggestion not to stir zealotry of opposite faith with that temple project.
B) It will be a request to not sponsor the grand temple of such young cult in such important city as Luathbas.
C) It will be an order to cease construction of the temple to help maintain peace and harmony within the Kingdom.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4831 on: December 12, 2017, 03:16:42 pm »

A maybe something like "possibly downsize the budget just a hair to throw some money at the other guys too?"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4832 on: December 12, 2017, 03:21:06 pm »

A
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melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4833 on: December 12, 2017, 03:31:54 pm »

B
first renovate the shrines then you can sponsor the temple.
a good governor holds his promises and doesn't let his feelings decide where the money goes.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4834 on: December 12, 2017, 03:32:26 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4835 on: December 12, 2017, 03:38:03 pm »

B
first renovate the shrines then you can sponsor the temple.
a good governor holds his promises and doesn't let his feelings decide where the money goes.

Same reason, but phrased like A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4836 on: December 12, 2017, 03:43:30 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4837 on: December 12, 2017, 04:07:04 pm »

You decide to write the letter in form of a suggestion.

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Later on you learn that your suggestion has been 'thought over' and he will consider shifting some expenses for renovations, but promises nothing.

1128 AD, Autumn

You receive a letter from the Arch-Patriarch of Alldivine Cloisters.

In the lengthy letter, he first attempts to mellow your incoming wrath with praises of your wise leadership and magnaminous conquests.

Then he quickly descends into your latest inability to deal with the rising new threat to the harmony of Methiant, the threat being of course Enyntheism. While he understands your need to pursue the ancient and sacred policies of tolerance that always been prominent in the region, he feels that you are simply blind to the potential danger of this new cult that equally stirs all three major faiths of Methiant.

Therefore, he demands that you, the King of Methiant, take the steps to preserve the Kingdom, or otherwise he will have no other option but no longer consider your family worthy of Alldivine attention - in other words, he will excommunicate you!

This will not only annul your marriage with Esta, but also stir up both fellow adherents into action as well as give opportunities to those who would profit from your misfortune.

A) Well, I always wanted to become...
AA) an Enyntheist.
AB) a Singularist.
AC) a Pantheonist.
B) This is terrible, but I cannot simply change the course of the river of fate! Clearly I have to convince the Patriarch.
C) Maybe I should seize up some Enyntheist troublemakers to soothe the Patriarch's mind?
D) So be it - it's time to forcefully stop Enyntheist influence and growth!

//If you want to have Cyl (and his immediate royal family) switch religions, please type AA, AB or AC instead of just A.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2017, 04:17:36 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4838 on: December 12, 2017, 04:20:50 pm »

Oh crap.  A tentative B, to preserve our ancient traditions.  Will probably get us excommunicated, but the Enyntheists haven't actually done anything illegal.

That said, I wouldn't oppose a shift to Enyntheism if we feel we are going to have to wage a war against the Alldivines - if they excommunicate us, we might as well switch.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4839 on: December 12, 2017, 04:28:36 pm »

Wow, it's amazing how nobody is listening to us anymore...
I feel everyone need a good Reminder about who is calling the shot around :/
I'd have followed the Enyntheist if not for the fact that apparently some of our governor prefer listening to them rather than us...
Yeah, everyone need some reminding...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4840 on: December 12, 2017, 04:30:35 pm »

D

We should really consider just worshipping that nature spirit who hangs out in the deer, he's a pretty swell bro.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4841 on: December 12, 2017, 04:31:14 pm »

B Screw you dude, we are not giving in to threats.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4842 on: December 12, 2017, 04:32:46 pm »

By the way, wathever happened with the Abomination that popped out of our maid? No follow up on that?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4843 on: December 12, 2017, 04:38:24 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4844 on: December 12, 2017, 04:41:28 pm »

B

Pretty sure that abomination was Sorceress fuckery.
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