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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754020 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5790 on: January 08, 2018, 03:40:10 pm »

A A

"Lucky" Ustwelf finally gets his royal match (unless Cespina is way out of age range).
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5791 on: January 08, 2018, 03:46:35 pm »

Errr, hold on. What direction is this country? We still have the prophecy, right?
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5792 on: January 08, 2018, 03:49:05 pm »

They are to the west!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5793 on: January 08, 2018, 04:21:19 pm »

A,B

Prophecy says west is a no-go. We gotta wait until this guy dies. How old is he anyways?
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5794 on: January 08, 2018, 04:22:24 pm »

How old is he anyways?

Cyl? He was born in 1099, so he is 'barely' 36 at the moment.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5795 on: January 08, 2018, 04:24:11 pm »

A It's good to insure that Lametania's safety from those damn Damdamians.

A I mean the son of the duke did just attempt to assassinate us. So this act of aggression and slight against our honor can't not be met with a response right? We can not let this injury against our imperial might and splendor be ignored. Plus I mean it's been a long time since the Prophecy said don't go west so I'm willing to at least give it a try.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Culise

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5796 on: January 08, 2018, 04:27:51 pm »

A A.  I still don't buy the prophecy, but going after Eval has potential to create diplomatic issues with the Eldricans or the Empire.  Irritating Lametania as well does not seem wise.  We aren't really in the business of tolerating assassins, even accidental ones, and I highly doubt we can hush up the death of the son of the Duke of Eval.  We're already riding the crest of this wave; we either see it through or fall off. 
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5797 on: January 08, 2018, 04:42:06 pm »

You decide to ally - and to proclaim that Duchy of Eval commited most heinous crime of attempted assassination and will pay for it with blood!

The Lametanian envoy is quick to chime in.

"My liege, on behalf of my master, may I negotiate for Evalian soil to be returned to its ancestral owners? King Dangarm would heap praise and gifts upon you and your house if the Duchy of Eval would become integral part of Lametania again."

A) "Gifts and praise, sure thing! The Duchy will go into hands of Lametanians when I'm done with it!"
B) "He will only receive the Duchy from my cold, dead hands. That land is mine to take!!"
C) "He can have it if he bends the knee to me first!"
D) "Sure, but only if he fields men and arms to help me take it. I won't be giving hard-won territories to him for free after all!"
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5798 on: January 08, 2018, 04:44:50 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5799 on: January 08, 2018, 04:47:00 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5800 on: January 08, 2018, 04:48:36 pm »

C I mean I'd like to think we'd be pretty cool liege lords. You'll get to share in our prosperity and we'd protect ya from anyway who'd even look at ya wrong. So marry us Lametania. *Prophet coughs* I mean become a part of our empire Lametania.  :P
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5801 on: January 08, 2018, 04:49:31 pm »

C!!!

Lets go!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5802 on: January 08, 2018, 04:49:53 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5803 on: January 08, 2018, 05:12:30 pm »

D. Less... Instantly "Bow down to Thou new master" then  C, and can produce aid in taking parts of it.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5804 on: January 08, 2018, 05:17:45 pm »

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