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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[Baffler]

C. Screw those guys. How many pointless wars have we been called into because of them? They've even raided our Hurthlings before. Reining them in is good for everybody.

[Weirdsound]

Cidric is Cydwyl, not Parsia. But C anyway.

[Harry Baldman]

Cidric is Cydwyl, not Parsia. But C anyway.

He certainly is, but also!

1148 AD, Late Autumn

You hear that Parsians have decided to attack the Agares! The mighty eastern warrior hordes are marching through Waterless Plains and beyond, bringing with them crude Fireblood machines, some Gubta-bred Oliphaunts, and many, many supplies.

[ZBridges]

C

[Weirdsound]

Cidric is Cydwyl, not Parsia. But C anyway.

He certainly is, but also!

1148 AD, Late Autumn

You hear that Parsians have decided to attack the Agares! The mighty eastern warrior hordes are marching through Waterless Plains and beyond, bringing with them crude Fireblood machines, some Gubta-bred Oliphaunts, and many, many supplies.

How did I miss that? Those Lizard riders are fucked.

[Maximum Spin]

C

[birdy51]

C is for Cidric, our bro and son-in-law.

[Haspen]

You decide to send troops alongside Cydwyls in their campaign against the Kingdom of Agares.

1148 AD, Midwinter

You troops have been deployed in eastern Cydwyl.

2

Meanwhile, dissappointed scholars and exhausted soldiers are common sight in the Orcworld encampment; their efforts to find the Ur-Uk or any other civilization so far has ended in failure.

1148 AD, Late Winter

A report arrives from distant north-east; the Cydwyls and Parsians joined forces, and King Cidric himself is leading the triple-coalition of armies, already besieging several of Agaresian border forts to grab their attention.

1148 AD, End of the Year

As the mighty war is waged somewhere and some curious scholars try their hardest to discover magnaminous things in other world, you on other hand sit in your study, sipping on the mulled wine. The rain drips outside, the weather this time is rather warm, for a winter. If not for the occassional frost in the morning, you would believe it's actually still autumn.

Enough of this - the Advisor and Scrolls of Kingdom Status have just arrived!

3to6

Happiness: 4
Population: 7
Economy: 6
Army: 9
Imp.Authority: -1

"The Empire is doing fine, your Majesty." You can't help but to agree.

"Should I prepare fresh parchment for your next Edict?"

A) "Why not."
B) "Eh, nah."

[Chevaleresse]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

I'd rather save our money, and when we max out our economy in a year or two hire the dwarves to prospect both the Hurthling Lands and the new world for ore. Every interesting Edict right now looks to either cost money, or is the sort of thing we should pass at high authority.

[Puppyguard]

B

[Kashyyk]

I'd like an option to sponsor festivals, but in lieu of that A, were can always change our minds after we see the options.

[Maximum Spin]

A

[IamanElfCollaborator]

A

[Arlos]

B

On another note, did the Imperial palace ever get finished? I remember us putting it on hold at some point and never hearing from it again afterward.