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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754206 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7725 on: February 21, 2018, 02:28:10 pm »

Although in this instance, I wish we had the option to send assassins.

We do, that's option B.
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7726 on: February 21, 2018, 02:33:42 pm »

B if we don’t do that I am pretty sure they will eventually be annexed by the Empire.
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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7727 on: February 21, 2018, 02:45:36 pm »

B Spies for the win!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7728 on: February 21, 2018, 03:21:31 pm »

B Religious freedom is one thing. Threats from big aggressive empires from the south is another matter entirely. Though I still personally find the acceptance of Damed a disgusting choice in our empire. As as far as I'm concern it's less of a Religion and more of an tool used to spread the influence and power of the Damdamian Empire. Damdamians have never brought anything but trouble to us Northerners.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7729 on: February 21, 2018, 03:22:59 pm »

A

Unless he actually starts... Like, doing things about it, I don't see how it's in our wheelhouse to interfere.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7730 on: February 21, 2018, 03:45:49 pm »

[A/b]
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7731 on: February 21, 2018, 03:53:32 pm »

Although in this instance, I wish we had the option to send assassins.

We do, that's option B.

Oops. But thinking about it more, I'm still going to go with A. I actually think that the Damdamians launching a crusade would more than likely end well for us. I can think of three ways it would play out if they choose to launch a war of faith in the near future.

A: They decide to divide and conqueror, attacking all their northern neighbors in equal measure. We would likely beat back such a watered down attack, and become the leaders of an anti Damdamian alliance in the process. Perhaps we might even get to peacefully assimilate a neighbor or two; Become part of their empire, you lose your religion, but join ours and you can worship whatever the hell you feel like.
B: They decide to focus on attacking one of our neighbors. In this case, we have options; We can either invade whichever nation they attack to grab a piece for ourselves, or invade them while they are pre-occupied with an offensive war.
C: They decide to focus on attacking us. This is the worst case scenario, but also the least likely; They have to know we are not going to be an easy conquest. We also have a Diplomatic Corps hopefully working on winning their favor and friendship. Even if they do focus on us, we can likely call upon the all-divines and our son-in-law for backup, while having martial sons and superior siege weapons to boot. It would be messy, but by no means would we be straight up doomed.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7732 on: February 21, 2018, 04:16:11 pm »

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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7733 on: February 21, 2018, 04:17:30 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7734 on: February 21, 2018, 04:23:36 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7735 on: February 21, 2018, 04:52:31 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7736 on: February 21, 2018, 04:53:49 pm »

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You hush and shush your courtiers. Cult of Damed is welcome in Methiant, and therefore provides a soft cushion against Damdamian aggression, or at least you hope so. There's no need to panic (yet).

1148 AD, Mid-Autumn

You get news from the Orcworld; apparently a forty strong group of mercenaries, scholars and soldiers is going to journey southwards from the tunnel, in hopes of reaching a settlement of Ur-uk, the desire to learn and establish contact with these species being the main topic on the minds of scribes and researchers at the moment.

Meanwhile, you receive a report from one of your royal diplomats, Aólwach, currently working in the northlands. Apparently, the old King Heid of Helliste is looking for a groom for the third and youngest of his daughters, Bjeda, who is eighteen, and is said to have a beautiful singing voice.

A) A perfect match for young Eivan, who himself is barely twenty.
B) A lady like her will help distract Saenn from memories of his lost eye.
C) Not a wife I'm looking for my sons, unfortunately.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2018, 04:58:12 pm by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7737 on: February 21, 2018, 04:54:58 pm »

Uh. Isn't Iwald already married?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7738 on: February 21, 2018, 04:55:17 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7739 on: February 21, 2018, 04:58:23 pm »

Uh. Isn't Iwald already married?

Oh yeh. Fixed.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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