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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 754126 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7980 on: March 05, 2018, 05:32:59 pm »

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Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7981 on: March 05, 2018, 05:34:56 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7982 on: March 05, 2018, 05:36:47 pm »

B An enemy we can hit in an unprotected flank? Be still my heart.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7983 on: March 05, 2018, 05:50:16 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7984 on: March 05, 2018, 05:52:00 pm »

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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7985 on: March 05, 2018, 06:03:50 pm »

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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7986 on: March 05, 2018, 06:57:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7987 on: March 05, 2018, 06:59:09 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7988 on: March 05, 2018, 10:57:20 pm »

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Competent reader (any know lenguage)
Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7989 on: March 05, 2018, 11:48:16 pm »

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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7990 on: March 06, 2018, 02:25:10 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7991 on: March 06, 2018, 05:17:48 pm »

You march your Army against the rebel horde!

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Your forces join the battle while maintaining the element of surprise. Your forces then announce themselves just as they fall on the rear of the peasant mass!

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Your forces plow through the peasants and rebel rabble alike, cutting down by hundreds. Casaulties amongst your soldiers are light, when the rebel army is split into two, the center of theirs annihilated. But you and your Army press forth, for the battle is not yet done!

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The two separated groupings of rebels have no chance. They're steadily being ground into mincemeat and corpses that are strewn across square kilometres of land.

The victory is bloody, complete and happens before dusk.

Finally, the brave soldiers who dared to stop the rebels are met. There's only couple hundred of them left and they prove to be what some of your officers thought; troops recalled from Orcworld. Their dead comrades are buried with honors and the wounded and still standing are personally blessed by you for their valor and dutifulness.

Your forces are currently about four thousand in numbers and it would be foolish to await more. Your officers ask for orders!

A) Let's go to Felonsein, the rebels who stayed there will surely surrender after this crushing defeat!
B) Felonsines are done with, we must return to Eval and lift remaining sieges as soon as possible!
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7992 on: March 06, 2018, 05:26:15 pm »


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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7993 on: March 06, 2018, 05:39:01 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7994 on: March 06, 2018, 05:40:42 pm »

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I wonder if this might raise Imperial Authority somehow.
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