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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745525 times)

omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1005 on: July 08, 2017, 10:56:56 am »

That would be a nice way to get ourselves a war before fortifying our borders or making our allies to strike first. (and our army is still 3)

Let's be a nice jerk with sweet voice that will get more of the deal before we plan to keep monopoly of fireblood

We can call dogethe, maybe cydwill (as it is ally of dogethe against Ionith, why not?) and salus to bring doom to felonsines when they discover our intentions on fireblood. (If they don't get extinct we could make they sign a very disadvantageous treaty involving schemes, money and engineers)

And then cydwill might become weaker after spending money on us and army on others making our north safer, nice tricky guy we have don't we? If Yoe wasn't nobility he would be spymaster for sure.
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

IamanElfCollaborator

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1006 on: July 08, 2017, 11:24:04 am »

C, a good betrothal makes all things smoother.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1007 on: July 08, 2017, 11:31:43 am »

We can call dogethe, maybe cydwill (as it is ally of dogethe against Ionith, why not?)

Dogethe is the Queen of Cydwyl, so they're one and the same for the purposes of strategy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1008 on: July 08, 2017, 12:48:15 pm »

I'm not sure what to vote for so I think I'll just watch until something convinces me to vote for something.

Also "Greetings, King Yoe of Felonsein!" Good to see we're so amazing that Felonsein has already just surrendered their crown/throne to us.  :P
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1009 on: July 08, 2017, 12:59:11 pm »

Lies and slander :V
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1010 on: July 08, 2017, 01:41:46 pm »

I just noticed the ancient promise, good on omada for reminding us. B it'll have to be, then!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1011 on: July 08, 2017, 01:54:37 pm »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1012 on: July 08, 2017, 03:03:24 pm »

C.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1013 on: July 08, 2017, 03:06:54 pm »

You attempt to negotiate something else, much to Gedra's visible dissappointment. Her envoy-slash-aide isn't visibly happy either.

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"That hurts us very much to hear! But if you insit; the alternative offer is delivery of some gold and silver by the end of this Year. Do we have a deal?"

A) "Sure, I love money."
B) "I will accept Princess Gedra instead."
C) "Insults! All I hear is insults! Guards, take them!!"
D) "No, leave and come back when you have something better to offer!"
« Last Edit: July 08, 2017, 03:11:29 pm by Haspen »
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1014 on: July 08, 2017, 03:09:53 pm »

Despite people pointing it out as the reason,  our King didn't mention how our son was betrothed since before birth. It's clearly a sign!

B Harem go!!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1015 on: July 08, 2017, 03:12:13 pm »

Neither Alldivines nor old Pantheonism allows polygamy, so you're basically dumping Salus' daughter for Karkhuta's niece v:
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1016 on: July 08, 2017, 03:14:29 pm »

D
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Puppyguard

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1017 on: July 08, 2017, 03:20:50 pm »

A
More money is always good.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2017, 06:11:18 pm by Puppyguard »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1018 on: July 08, 2017, 03:24:21 pm »

Neither Alldivines nor old Pantheonism allows polygamy, so you're basically dumping Salus' daughter for Karkhuta's niece v:

Then why the hell didn't we mention the marriage arrangement to soften the blow? :p

"Sorry, the kid you wanna have the girl marry is already spoken for" isn't offensive at all... I don't think

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That said, money is the best idea. If we have enough, we get the option to do super projects at the end of the year. Telling these people "Fuck off we don't want your girl or your money" seems like a great way to piss them off and get nothing save an invasion.

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1019 on: July 08, 2017, 06:44:59 pm »

A

Money! It's what keeps the machine greased!
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