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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745451 times)

crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1245 on: July 23, 2017, 03:03:42 pm »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1246 on: July 23, 2017, 03:22:45 pm »

You and the messenger form the west retreat to one of the side chambers. You move to the table to take a seat.

"Not that we are safe from ears of others, let us talk about Prince Yovak's-"

*TWANG*

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The miniature bolt strikes you in the calf, piercing the bone! You tumble over the chairs as the would-be assassin curses loudly.

The guards burst in as you lie in the growing pool of your own blood.

"Healer! Bring a healer at once!!" Your guards yell as the 'messenger' is beaten up and tied down.

Few hours later

The healers are tending to the wound in your leg, which is deep and serrated thanks to the bolt of the small crossbow used by the assassin. The Advisor appears at the side of your bed and bows his head.

"The captain of the guard has commited suicide over this incident. His successor had the assassin interrogated. We've found out that he had a tiny crossbow under his long cloak, with just one bolt specially sharpened to deal the worst damage. The only information the guards learned is that the assassin was working for Queen Karkhuta."

"This must be because she learend of her nephew's plot." One of the courtiers murmur, and the Advisor sighs.

"We don't know that. Maybe they've staged it together." He looks at you. "Rest now, my liege."

The next evening

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Your leg radiates pain just as much as it radiates heat, or maybe the heat is coming from your head. You're not sure, but you feel very exhausted.

"It has become infected?" The Advisor glares at the healers, who are very much scared.

"Partially, but that is because the barbed head of the bolt must've been coated in poison or old blood. The wound refuses our standard medicinal ointments and herbal essences." The Advisor turns to you.

"My liege, we continue the interrogation of the assassin, which has so far been fruitless, so we do not know if it's really Queen Karkhuta that sent him. Shall we declare war upon the Felonsines in response to this act of utmost treachery anyways?" You decide to...

A) Nod your head approvingly.
B) Shake your head in dissagrement.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2017, 03:35:27 pm by Haspen »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1247 on: July 23, 2017, 03:26:37 pm »

Wait, do we know that queen Karkhuta sent him or not? First they say that, then say they don't know?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1248 on: July 23, 2017, 03:34:47 pm »

Wait, do we know that queen Karkhuta sent him or not? First they say that, then say they don't know?

Highly suspicious.  B, until we can hunt down the traitors in our own court.
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crazyabe

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1249 on: July 23, 2017, 04:10:00 pm »

B
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1250 on: July 23, 2017, 05:21:28 pm »

B, surely this was just a love tap of an assassination attempt.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1251 on: July 23, 2017, 05:55:27 pm »

Hows our army currently looking again?
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1252 on: July 23, 2017, 06:45:06 pm »

We could even call in our favor with this one. If we attack from 2 sides, plus the fact that she is having to manage insubordination of her own at the same time... We might be able to pull it off.
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Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1253 on: July 23, 2017, 07:13:42 pm »

A I think it's time we call in that favor from Salus.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

Tiruin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1254 on: July 24, 2017, 06:41:36 am »

B, surely this was just a love tap of an assassination attempt.
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We need more actual leads than one or two to be able to declare war based on association.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1255 on: July 24, 2017, 07:10:34 am »

B
A smart diplomat will not declare war on an assumption...

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1256 on: July 24, 2017, 10:33:19 am »

Remember that the army of salus was slaughtered by that forgotten beast.

He won't be such a great help right now.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1257 on: July 24, 2017, 12:37:08 pm »

Wait, wait, what happened to our amulet of arrow protection? Did I miss us selling it for a backrub?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1258 on: July 24, 2017, 12:40:12 pm »

To be fair it was a really good backrub.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Yoe of Methiant!
« Reply #1259 on: July 24, 2017, 12:41:54 pm »

Wait, wait, what happened to our amulet of arrow protection? Did I miss us selling it for a backrub?

That's actually a pretty good point, what the fuck do we even have it for?
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