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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750244 times)

helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4800 on: December 12, 2017, 12:38:54 am »

you mother fuckers....
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4801 on: December 12, 2017, 12:52:08 am »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4802 on: December 12, 2017, 12:54:37 am »

Change to C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4803 on: December 12, 2017, 06:43:15 am »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4804 on: December 12, 2017, 07:57:20 am »

C.
He CAN DO IT!!!
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Blood_Librarian

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4805 on: December 12, 2017, 08:29:33 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4806 on: December 12, 2017, 10:24:11 am »

Staying with my original pick.

I can't see that either Cyl or Tywynn has a great chance; a professional barbarian like this must have his own bonuses at least as good if not better.

I don't agree that eliminating Tywynn prevents future trouble; those events proc on their own schedule and at most it swaps out a figurehead.

Eliminating Cyl is maybe an advantage if you really want a time skip to Leath; but I no longer think the prophecy is a big deal.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4807 on: December 12, 2017, 10:50:28 am »

I don't agree that eliminating Tywynn prevents future trouble; those events proc on their own schedule and at most it swaps out a figurehead.

Too be fair, even if this is the case (which I'm not sure...) having the "figurehead" have martial is a pretty bad thing and worth avoiding.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4808 on: December 12, 2017, 11:28:28 am »

You decide to let Tywynn challenge the traveling barbarian, despite the pleas of his mother and your wife, Esta. You order some courtiers and guards to go and watch Tywynn's performance.

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The worst (and obvious) happens rather quick; Tywynn lasts several seconds before Undar's claymore cleaves him from top of his head to the ribcage.

Your courtiers believe this should not stand! This is a regicide of a sheeple, something that shouldn't be allowed to go unpunished. Undar should be brought into dungeon for his crime!

A) Obviously! To the dungeon with the savage barbarian and murderer of my son!
B) Tis was a fair duel to death that both accepted, and therefore, its laws are above us!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4809 on: December 12, 2017, 11:30:09 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4810 on: December 12, 2017, 11:31:49 am »

B

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4811 on: December 12, 2017, 11:31:57 am »

A we need his phat loot
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4812 on: December 12, 2017, 11:39:03 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4813 on: December 12, 2017, 11:49:55 am »

B.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #4814 on: December 12, 2017, 11:52:51 am »

B. Though we should 'encourage' Undar to find himself somewhere outside Methiant in short order if he doesn't figure it out on his own.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.
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