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Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.

Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.

A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.

3/6

Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.

I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

[mightymushroom]

A

I can't help but notice that my prediction was perfectly correct: we can't afford it even after bargaining for a discount.

[Haspen]

You shoo the diplomat away.

1131 AD, Mid-Spring

You have become a grandfather! Leath and Ysa had their first child; a baby boy that they named 'Cyl', after you.

1131 AD, Summer

Travelers bring news from east and west; in the east King Shapur is slowly gaining hand in battles against Kashites, but faield to capture any major city or fortress so far. In the west, there's a revolt in Duchy of Tirine, and King Daric opted to send the soldiers in to crush the rebel scum.

1131 AD, Autumn

Half a year passes without accident or incident, so of course it's time for a disaster.

As far as weather went this summer, it was quite mild, but the last days of Summer brought a thunderstorm unseen around these parts for years. Hail ravaged the farmlands while thunder burnt down many buildings and rain inundated many a road.

Of course, this means lots of repairing to do, and many governors across the Kingdom are asking for money and supplies to help the unfortunate masses.

A) Sorry I ain't got money.
B) Let's be generous!

[Harry Baldman]

B

[Criptfeind]

B

[Iituem]

B, since we didn't waste money on that magic bow.

[Kashyyk]

B

[mightymushroom]

B

Our happiness is already at the edge of too low, we better help out.

[Haspen]

You sprinkle the bemoaning nation with monies.

1131 AD, Winter

Mines across the Kingdom - gemstone, silver and gold - bring in profits to the Treasury per usual. With the gold from Ceodwell came also a letter, signed by Ysirene diplomats, in which they consider the 'deal' you had with them fulfilled and therefore their lord will no longer acquire part of gold bullion.

2to5

Various metals mined in area reclaimed by Zasitost dwarves also brought profits.

1131 AD, Midwinter

Your wife Esta gives birth to another boy! The little fella with extremely loud voice was given the name 'Saenn'.

Few days later, you're informed by the Advisor that the Royal Alchemist and his engineers wish for an audience, the group visibly satisfied, but there's also the palace guards, saying that a messenger from Tvenn silver mines have arrived, saying its urgent.

A) Nothing is more urgent than Fireblood research! Bring in the alchemists.
B) Urgent news require urgent attention! Let the messenger inside.

[Criptfeind]

A: Guns+Problem=No Problem

[Harry Baldman]

A

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

-The Royal Alchemist, "101 Reasons Why You Ought To Give Us Funding"

[Weirdsound]

A: Guns+Problem=No Problem

That is some good math. A

[10ebbor10]

B

Know about income before making decisions about spending.

[crazyabe]

B income before issues.

[birdy51]

B

[Puppyguard]

B
A rampaging beast, perhaps?