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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750164 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5280 on: December 27, 2017, 02:39:14 pm »

A, fuck 'em up good.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5281 on: December 27, 2017, 02:46:03 pm »

A

enslaving our people? You are asking for a beating :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5282 on: December 27, 2017, 03:05:59 pm »

A!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5283 on: December 27, 2017, 03:19:47 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5284 on: December 27, 2017, 03:22:37 pm »

You order the Army to be deployed into Hurthling valley and defend your little subjects from the scary lizard riders.

1132 AD, Mid-Autumn

Rather quickly you receive a report of a big skirmish between few hundred each of your soldiers and Agaresian raiders. Thundercats worekd well against the lizards even if their riders did take a bite of your peacekeeping force, mostly because Agaresian war lizards seem uncaring for all the heat, smoke and roaring of Thundercats (they still die as easily to them, your officers assure).

1132 AD, Late Autumn

Several smaller skirmishes were won and this time by your footsoldiers and horse riders as there weren't any good reasons to employ the Thundercats against the Agaresians.

You also receive potentially alarming news from the east; King Shapur has won over the Shahshans by the way of slaying their king and his heir in battle, and then marrying the late king's remaining child, a young girl, as his new wife (Shapur's wife died in childbirth a decade ago). He now proclaims himself King of Kashites and Shahshans, as well as Overlord of Waterless Plains.

1132 AD, Winter

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Your officers bring excellent news! One of the Agaresian raiding parties was headed by Prince Uvtak, heir to the throne of Agaresia! Knowing just how fat of a catch they've got, the officers responsible for his capture already moved him deeper into Hurthling lands under heavy guard.

They ask you now what to do with Uvtak.

A) Execute him, to show that you have no mercy for those who wrong your subjects.
B) Send an offer of ransom to the King of Agaresians.
C) Have him brought to your court so you can mayhaps have a talk with him.
D) Have him brought to your dungeons, just in case you find an use for him later.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5285 on: December 27, 2017, 03:27:06 pm »

C and B? Ought to make the most of our honoured guest.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5286 on: December 27, 2017, 03:29:10 pm »

C
If Haspen hadn't already ruled out weird magical crossbreeds I'd say we should try to set him up with a relative while he's here...
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5287 on: December 27, 2017, 03:37:13 pm »

C

C
If Haspen hadn't already ruled out weird magical crossbreeds I'd say we should try to set him up with a relative while he's here...

Wait, I just thought Agaresians were just humans who tamed riding lizards.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5288 on: December 27, 2017, 03:37:39 pm »

A! Back off assholes! Maybe time to add some land?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5289 on: December 27, 2017, 03:39:01 pm »

Wait, I just thought Agaresians were just humans who tamed riding lizards.
Uh, wait, are they? Am I confusing them with some other lizard people? Because I remember lizard people, but I'm not actually certain these are the lizard people.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5290 on: December 27, 2017, 03:41:54 pm »

There were fur-trading lizard peoples from beyond Gubta to far southeast, then they were underground lizard savages popping up in mountains, and now you have lizard-riding Agaresians from the far north-east.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5291 on: December 27, 2017, 03:43:14 pm »

Wait, I just thought Agaresians were just humans who tamed riding lizards.
Uh, wait, are they? Am I confusing them with some other lizard people? Because I remember lizard people, but I'm not actually certain these are the lizard people.

The Lizard people I remember the Duke of Teven fighting were kill happy monsters who came from underground. I don't think they had advanced social constructs such as princes or slavery. I suppose they could have advanced a bit since then.

A! Back off assholes! Maybe time to add some land?

Where is there land? I'd consider changing my vote to A if its to the East... or at least not to the West.

Edit: Ninja'd by the DM. Far north east. I doubt we could easily control that if we could take it. Sticking with a Peaceful solution of C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5292 on: December 27, 2017, 03:43:47 pm »

C
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5293 on: December 27, 2017, 03:45:45 pm »

There were fur-trading lizard peoples from beyond Gubta to far southeast, then they were underground lizard savages popping up in mountains, and now you have lizard-riding Agaresians from the far north-east.
Yeah, it's the first one I was thinking of, I think.

So, yeah, an even more emphatic C, and can we maybe put him in a room not too far away from our one daughter? :P
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5294 on: December 27, 2017, 04:09:26 pm »

B, more money is always good.
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