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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
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A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750157 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5310 on: December 27, 2017, 05:32:57 pm »

I'm unconvinced that he actually cares or even knows that Ceodwell was anciently Parsian land, compared to just wanting to make a Parsian empire where he is now, but, you know what would help us find that out? Writing a letter
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5311 on: December 27, 2017, 05:58:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5312 on: December 27, 2017, 06:14:51 pm »

My dear king and council,

Your royale scribes have created the glorious map of the known world.
I have tried to make a more detailed version
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of course i would like advise how i could make it better
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5313 on: December 27, 2017, 06:29:25 pm »

That... Is a very nice map. The only thing that could make it better would be marking cities and such, maybe pester their locations out of our friendly local GM?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5314 on: December 27, 2017, 06:45:33 pm »

It is also already out of date, as the Kashites and Shashans have merged to become Parsia. But yeah. Amazing effort.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5315 on: December 27, 2017, 07:19:44 pm »

My dear king and council,

Your royale scribes have created the glorious map of the known world.
I have tried to make a more detailed version
Spoiler: warning very big (click to show/hide)
imgur link


of course i would like advise how i could make it better

I think we now know the name of the royal map maker.

What I think it needs is pictures of beasts and monsters in the unknown lands.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5316 on: December 27, 2017, 07:51:25 pm »

A

We still have the prophecy on our side, right? War should go handily in our favor.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5317 on: December 27, 2017, 08:24:09 pm »

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We still have the prophecy on our side, right? War should go handily in our favor.

But the prophecy is also on our side against Gubta. I'd rather align with one to fight the other, rather than risk having the party we are not fighting attack us both while we are busy.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5318 on: December 27, 2017, 08:28:56 pm »

I'm unconvinced that he actually cares or even knows that Ceodwell was anciently Parsian land, compared to just wanting to make a Parsian empire where he is now, but, you know what would help us find that out? Writing a letter

This is legit, but since we have (as far as we know right now) a choice between that letter and preparing for an attack from them or Gutba, it seems like the safer choice to just built the forts. It's not like they are useless, even if "make Parsia great again" turns out to mean "in fact we're going to focus on internal matters for the next sixty years" since Gutba is still our enemy, or at least not friendly towards us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5319 on: December 27, 2017, 08:35:33 pm »

I'm unconvinced that he actually cares or even knows that Ceodwell was anciently Parsian land, compared to just wanting to make a Parsian empire where he is now, but, you know what would help us find that out? Writing a letter

This is legit, but since we have (as far as we know right now) a choice between that letter and preparing for an attack from them or Gutba, it seems like the safer choice to just built the forts. It's not like they are useless, even if "make Parsia great again" turns out to mean "in fact we're going to focus on internal matters for the next sixty years" since Gutba is still our enemy, or at least not friendly towards us.

I don't think we actually have to build the forts. We bypassed most of em when we attack Ceodwell, right? What we would be doing is moving our troops to the forts, away from their duties of keeping the Zealots from killing each other.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5320 on: December 27, 2017, 08:56:20 pm »

My dear king and council,

Your royale scribes have created the glorious map of the known world.
I have tried to make a more detailed version
Spoiler: warning very big (click to show/hide)
imgur link


of course i would like advise how i could make it better

I love you. :V

I was thinking about doing something like this, and register where we had found mines in previous games or things like great fortresses just for strategic stuff, but hmm, zero skills and patience.



B let's try a bit before, the prophecy just said, "turn your eyes to the east" not exactly waging war is always the solution, if they get good terms with gutba our best bet will be to make them focus on these foreign agaresians, if they say that they want because they want our lands we refurbish them asap
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5321 on: December 28, 2017, 12:22:39 am »

A Because I feel like the refurbishment is a generally good idea and this is the time that choice is available.

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I must be feeling particularly nasty today, since my idea for dealing with Prince Uvtak – since it seems he will report how "soft" our soldiers are if he ever returns home – is to send him with a gift of one of our prototype fire tubes. A leaky one. Let's see what they think of the shrieking.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5322 on: December 28, 2017, 02:44:48 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5323 on: December 28, 2017, 08:14:53 am »

I'm unconvinced that he actually cares or even knows that Ceodwell was anciently Parsian land, compared to just wanting to make a Parsian empire where he is now, but, you know what would help us find that out? Writing a letter

This is legit, but since we have (as far as we know right now) a choice between that letter and preparing for an attack from them or Gutba, it seems like the safer choice to just built the forts. It's not like they are useless, even if "make Parsia great again" turns out to mean "in fact we're going to focus on internal matters for the next sixty years" since Gutba is still our enemy, or at least not friendly towards us.

I don't think we actually have to build the forts. We bypassed most of em when we attack Ceodwell, right? What we would be doing is moving our troops to the forts, away from their duties of keeping the Zealots from killing each other.

Hum, you know, you're right, that's a pretty good point. I don't know how it'd be. It'd be silly for them to bypass our boarder forts and show up at the capital anything but starving to death and picked apart by constant raiding. But I guess that's also totally possible. ―\_(ツ)_/― Reading back though the war, it looks like we left 20% of our forces around their first line of defense and then knocked over the rest. So we didn't just totally bypass them. Ceodwell is also pretty long... Considering there was two lines of defense between us and their capital... I think we can probably make it impossible for Gutba to bypass our defenses reasonably unless they pass though Kashite, which is probably possible for them to do. Not sure about Kashite. If they do attack us from their western part and go for our capital, they could bypass most of Ceodwell. If they try to capture and hold Ceodwell to force a peace where they get it, forts would be useful... But it's hard to tell how it will work. So. You're right. I'm not sure.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5324 on: December 28, 2017, 11:52:23 am »

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