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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745434 times)

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5385 on: December 31, 2017, 11:34:58 am »

B.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5386 on: December 31, 2017, 11:47:33 am »

B let's see, I am more curious about it
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Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5387 on: December 31, 2017, 11:51:30 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5388 on: December 31, 2017, 12:50:55 pm »

You decide to listen to the scholar next.

The tall, pudgy man wears robes of Alldivines but without any clerical insignia on him. He bows deeply and claps his hands.

"Good King Cyl, I bring news of tremendous importance for culture of our nation! After many, many years of studying ancient tomes and buying information from adventurers and noblemen alike, I believe I have found the ancient tomb of Kings of Tygwand Dynasty!" Your courtiers murmur excitedly; before the old Kingdom of Luathbas, there was few tyrants, before them, a very successful dynasty of five kings, whose remains were laid to rest in a family tomb with lots of riches - or so the tale goes. The tomb was never found and many believe it to be a fairy tale.

"Alas, I have little money to fund an expedition to unearth the fabled royal graves."

"So you want money." The Advisor speaks, and the fat man claps his hands.

"Of course, and some supplies, and a few guards won't hurt either. As for the tombs, I will be satisfied with just few items, and the rest will go into the glorious hands of His Majesty of course."

A) "Grave-digging disgusts me! To the dungeon with you!"
B) "Fine, you will have the money, and supplies, and guards - go and find the tombs for me!"
C) "This is exciting to hear! Tell me more about your research, and details behind your hunt for the tomb, please!"
« Last Edit: December 31, 2017, 03:38:27 pm by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5389 on: December 31, 2017, 01:03:19 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5390 on: December 31, 2017, 01:28:40 pm »

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Novice english wordsmith
Dabbling english speaker (rusty)
He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5391 on: December 31, 2017, 01:39:29 pm »

Good King Yoe

Hey man, you got the wrong Duede, so uh...

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Like, tell us what you found anyway, man.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5392 on: December 31, 2017, 02:24:25 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5393 on: December 31, 2017, 02:49:21 pm »

C.  Not our first rodeo as far as extravagant requests for coin and promises of glory go.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5394 on: December 31, 2017, 03:11:51 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5395 on: December 31, 2017, 04:48:15 pm »

C.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5396 on: December 31, 2017, 05:10:02 pm »

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duh

btw, how old was leath again?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5397 on: December 31, 2017, 05:14:51 pm »

btw, how old was leath again?

Born 1115, now it's 1133, so 18 - he and Abis are one year apart, so that's pretty good!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5398 on: December 31, 2017, 07:48:00 pm »

You ask him to tell you about his research and hunt for the lost tombs.

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You don't tell him that you recently spoke with one of your courtiers about these mines tombs and he had done some research too. The story of the scholar thus checks out, and you see no lie in his talk. Unless he is a master at deceit, this man is trustworthy.

A) I won't sponsor him though.
B) Fine, he shall have the funds.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2018, 05:43:29 am by Haspen »
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5399 on: December 31, 2017, 07:48:53 pm »

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