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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750377 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5490 on: January 02, 2018, 03:21:45 pm »

A

Maybe we can work out some kind of aid money deal with Cydwyl since they're our buds and all.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5491 on: January 02, 2018, 03:26:15 pm »

A "Hey, while we are here, can we interest you in a bit of bail-out money? We promise that we are not just buying goodwill to make you easier to integrate if we ever add you to our empire, honest."
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5492 on: January 02, 2018, 03:42:03 pm »

Once you pledge to attend your daughter/s and Cidric's marriage, your carriage is packed up and you depart for home, optimistic and believing in bright future for Kingdom of Methiant!

1134 AD, Autumn

"A WHAT!?!"

"A D-d-dragon, m'liege!" The messenger cries his eyes out. "It has swooped in from th'northeast! It has burned down several villages and then descended upon the city of Gebywch, sire! Its demandin' a great tribute of wealth and a fair maiden all for itself, else the dragon will burn the city and its inhabitants to cinders!"

You decide to...

A) Call upon your Army to do some dragonslaying!
B) 'A Kingdom! A Kingdom for a Wizard!'
C) Ride forth and challenge the beast to deadly combat!!!
D) Hire some lvl40+ adventurers to go and slay the mighty lizard!
E) Ignore it, maybe it will get bored and leave on its own?
F) Send a mighty hoard of money and a fair maiden to the dragon to please it.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2018, 03:55:00 pm by Haspen »
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5493 on: January 02, 2018, 03:44:34 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5494 on: January 02, 2018, 03:47:43 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5495 on: January 02, 2018, 03:50:35 pm »

Why isn't there an option for "F: Give it a great tribute of wealth and a fair maiden, on condition that it agrees to go attack Lametania instead"? :P
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5496 on: January 02, 2018, 03:53:09 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5497 on: January 02, 2018, 03:54:18 pm »

You know what. C!

If we win, we are a legend. If we lose, we get to play as our CHA character son, and are free of the prophecy to go to war wherever we damn well please.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5498 on: January 02, 2018, 03:55:15 pm »

Why isn't there an option for "F: Give it a great tribute of wealth and a fair maiden, on condition that it agrees to go attack Lametania instead"? :P

Oh yeh, knew I was forgetting something, fixed.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5499 on: January 02, 2018, 03:57:04 pm »

F
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5500 on: January 02, 2018, 03:57:57 pm »

F dragon friends are best friends
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5501 on: January 02, 2018, 03:59:42 pm »

Also see if it has any daughters. We've got a ton of sons to get married.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5502 on: January 02, 2018, 03:59:54 pm »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5503 on: January 02, 2018, 04:05:18 pm »

Also see if it has any daughters. We've got a ton of sons to get married.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: King Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5504 on: January 02, 2018, 04:38:18 pm »

You send your mighty Army against the dragon!

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The battle is a mighty one, worthy of song and bard's tale! In opening move, the officers managed to perforate one of Dragon's wings after quadruple volley of Thundercat fire, which caused the giant lizard to become flightless. Then, the footsoldiers and horsemen descended upon the beast like ants, overwhelming it. Finally, in fifth hour of the fighting, one young horseman called Ydwig managed to plunge his lance right into the dragon's eyesocket and into its brain, sending it into spasmatic fit that ended only with its last breath!

Despite many hundreds of casualties, the loss is offset by a throng of patriotic youths, voluntarily taking upon soldiery careers to be 'part of the best army in the world'.

1134 AD, Mid-Autumn

Crafters and leatherworkers alike have turned the bones and leather of the slain Dragon into fine trinkets and souvenirs from the battle, all of these sold with a tax that filled the Treasury somewhat!

1134 AD, Late Autumn

There are some disturbing news from the east; Shapur began a campaign to reinforce the local religious orthodoxy of Eleven; numerous foreign cults are being curbed in power and their worshippers are introduced to a novelty but highly cruel concept - a worship tax.

The Alldivine movement suffers the most; many of the cult's keeps and manors were retaken by Parsian military and several promiment religious leaders were forced to relocate. This is particularily devastating blow because the Alldivine philosophy has first spread to Parsian region, then to Ceodwell and finally to the populous Luathbasian basin.

A) My fellow Alldiviners are being persecuted!? DEUS VULT!!
B) This deeply troubles the Crown of Methiant. King Shapur will soon receive a letter filled with my displeasure at his actions!
C) Eeeh, it's his country, I don't feel like I should be getting involved.
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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.
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