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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750156 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5745 on: January 07, 2018, 12:52:32 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5746 on: January 07, 2018, 12:54:06 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5747 on: January 07, 2018, 01:01:46 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5748 on: January 07, 2018, 01:03:45 pm »

But you do understand my guards will come with?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5749 on: January 07, 2018, 01:06:20 pm »

B!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5750 on: January 07, 2018, 01:19:23 pm »

After he is given A-OK by your guards, you retreat with the youth to a side chamber.

"Emperor Cyl, it is great to meet you in person." The hooded youth says before taking off his hood. "I am Targald, son of Duke of Eval, Caun." You look at the youth with a degree of surprise.

"I have asked you to come and talk privately, because my father has some grand plans that possibly couldn't succeed without help of a man like you."

"What are those plans"?

"My father eyes jealously the throne of Lametania, and has a rightfu claim for it. But he lacks arms and men to conquer our ancestral home, in fear that the Dukes under yoke of Damdamians would try to swoop in and seize power in both of our lands, and obviously we're unwilling to try and attack these two first, lest the Damdamians turn their eyes towards us. And so the impasse has lasted for many years, before my father decided to instead look northwards for support."

"He wants us to help him recover Lametanian throne, then."

"If you're willing to help him reunite two parts of Lametania under his rule, he would be your most loyal ally, and so I will, when the throne passes to me."

You decide to...

A) Agree to a joint invasion of Lametania.
B) Counteroffer with supplies and Thundercats on lease.
C) Reject the silly offer.
D) Call the guards and capture heir of Eval for a ransom!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5751 on: January 07, 2018, 01:22:22 pm »

On one hand that doesn't sound like a terrible offer.

On the other hand if we accept it'll make talking to the Lametanians right after this incredibly awkward. Even the counteroffer isn't great because anybody who's got Thundercats is clearly working for us anyway...

B, I suppose.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5752 on: January 07, 2018, 01:27:31 pm »

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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5753 on: January 07, 2018, 01:41:30 pm »

Wait, I'm gonna actually go with D here. Maybe we can get a better deal from Lametania!
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« Reply #5754 on: January 07, 2018, 01:50:14 pm »

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milo christiansen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5755 on: January 07, 2018, 01:57:54 pm »

I'm torn. If they were planning on joining the empire I would say yes without question, as it is I will abstain.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5756 on: January 07, 2018, 02:18:52 pm »

Can we LIE voting A? (and then See what lametania wants)

Or

E) I don't wan't to weaken the two lands between me and Damdamian, or you sign as our vassal after the deal or nothing

No, really, they want to weaken our meatshield and be a "loyal ally" later ????? he will endlessly ask us for supplies and troops to hold Damdamian invasion
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5757 on: January 07, 2018, 03:13:01 pm »

C

Yeah keeping the buffer seems better.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5758 on: January 07, 2018, 03:13:59 pm »

Can we LIE voting A? (and then See what lametania wants)

Or

E) I don't wan't to weaken the two lands between me and Damdamian, or you sign as our vassal after the deal or nothing

No, really, they want to weaken our meatshield and be a "loyal ally" later ????? he will endlessly ask us for supplies and troops to hold Damdamian invasion

or F) Politely defer "until consulting with our marshals," hearing the Lametanian envoy in the meantime.

But supposing that's not going to be added, C

We are not unsympathetic, but we do not believe a war that risks the stability of the Damdamia-Lametania border region would be to the interest of our imperial nations.

(If the Lametanian envoy comes forward with the reciprocal plan to conquer Eval, I may regret not holding the prince for ransom. But they are not east, so we have no special reason to detain him yet.)
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #5759 on: January 07, 2018, 03:24:26 pm »

or F) Politely defer "until consulting with our marshals," hearing the Lametanian envoy in the meantime.
Agreed.  This is the kind of circumstance where we do really need to hear both envoys first. 
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