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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745431 times)

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6180 on: January 16, 2018, 12:24:27 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6181 on: January 16, 2018, 05:17:30 am »

B has won.
We can make money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6182 on: January 16, 2018, 05:06:46 pm »

You decide to send twice the proposed amount to help battle the outbreak of sickness amongst the refugees.

1136 AD, Late Spring

Some skirmishes occured in the north between Cydwyls and Agaresians, though nothing major happened.

1136 AD, Summer

It's been quiet on Cydwyl front; besides a small battle against about two thousand Agaresians, nothing else happened in past weeks.

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Meanwhile, refugees slowly make their way towards inner parts of the Empire, as the disease outbreaks have been dealt with and now medics have enough essences and medicine to properly treat new arrivals. It make take years before the Parsians settle down, but that's only more subjects for you.

Few days later, there's more family drama for you to muddle through.

It seems that Leath has decided that local ale and Alldivine prayers are not exciting enough, and has delved into Parsian mysticism and some highly intoxicating powders.

The courtiers murmur, having found him drooling and giggling in one of the guest bedrooms, without his pants and without his dignity. His wife isn't in better shape, but rather than having a euphoric fit she just sits in the corner, reaching toward the window and chanting some Parsian words as if she was being visited by one of Eleven.

Nobles say that Abis might be having bad influences on your son and heir, and some murmur that it was Parsian plan all along. Few shake their heads and say that no matter the influence, a weak-willed man will always fall for trappings of strange and exotic.

Still, you need to make a decision about this little mess.

A) Abis is an saboteur and a spy for her father! Divorce is a necessity; we should find Leath a better wife somewhere else.
B) Leath's weakness shows that he is unfit to rule! Let's make Ustwelf the heir to throne of Methiant instead.
C) We have alcohol, the Parsians have powders, that's all. Everyone needs to relax sometimes!
D) Time to smack up Leath a little bit, because it seems he is forgetting that he is the heir of the Empire, and with that comes responsibility and certain etiquette to follow.
E) Time to lecture Abis about how damaging her Parsian practices are to her family, and remind her that she is in Methiant, not Parsia, and thus should finally become a true Methiantese.
F) Better clear your throat with some herbal water, because there will be a long, loud and very angry lecture for both of them when they get sober.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 05:12:20 pm by Haspen »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6183 on: January 16, 2018, 05:09:01 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6184 on: January 16, 2018, 05:10:52 pm »

F.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6185 on: January 16, 2018, 05:11:21 pm »

Oh yeh I knew I was forgetting something.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6186 on: January 16, 2018, 05:12:03 pm »

D

why not F? both D and E?


That is F

I mean, it's okay to have some fun, and it's okay for having her own religion, but as future queen and king they should think a bit and not abuse anything

If you wan't more liberty the people should love you

No really, I would start forcing Leath to see all our messengers visits and paperwork, it's time for him to start seeing how real work will be and how one bad step can blow everything
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6187 on: January 16, 2018, 05:12:21 pm »

F

If he wants to be a mystic, that's fine, but he's got to lay off the powders.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6188 on: January 16, 2018, 05:12:35 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6189 on: January 16, 2018, 05:13:33 pm »

F Both need to hear our words.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6190 on: January 16, 2018, 05:14:09 pm »

D - We cut him some slack with that pickpocket and it went badly. He's not getting another chance.

F - is even better. You're both royalty and part of this family.  You get some slack but this it too much.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6191 on: January 16, 2018, 05:15:15 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6192 on: January 16, 2018, 05:25:40 pm »

F, at this rate we're going to have to remove leath from the inheritance.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6193 on: January 16, 2018, 05:34:53 pm »

Flip the table.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #6194 on: January 16, 2018, 05:42:06 pm »

B, forget the eleven made-up gods of Parsia, hit him with the six words royalty cowers to hear: "you are out of the will".
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