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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750259 times)

melkor

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7575 on: February 16, 2018, 04:36:06 am »

A
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7576 on: February 16, 2018, 05:07:05 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7577 on: February 16, 2018, 11:43:24 am »

a
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7578 on: February 17, 2018, 05:30:55 am »

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You decide that the other 'world' is best left alone and the entrance simply guarded, this way you can control orcish incursions and possibly keep Ironbone Mountains safe forever. Dispatches are sent to the mountainous garrisons, to establish a perimeter around the cave.

Next is the diplomat from Tetan I.

The diplomat goes on that your Army officers seem to not realize whom they're fighting with. While the tactic of bombardment horses is sound one against few hundred auxiliaries, the rate of Fireblood machines' fire is not that useful against thousands upon thousands of fast-moving, fighting-and-retreating, backstabbing and circling horse nomads. Furthermore, they refuse to adopt the Eldrican approach of fielding cavalry units to counter the initial charges, instead preferring to find a defensive terrain and weather the assaults there.

"My master, Tetan I's finds your army's arrogance and superiority complex unacceptable for the goal of mutual military cooperation. He asks that you control your troops more definitely, otherwise he sees no real advantage in continuing the cooperative military endeavour." Your courtiers murmur; the officers and your sons, especially Iwald, believe that its Eldricans who are simply too arrogant to accept the superiority of well-honed and professional Methiantese.

A) "Fine then, my soldiers will be going home, thank you very much!"
B) "It is King Tetan who is wrong. Tell him that, and ask him to order his officers to listen to the superior experience and knowledge of my professional officers."
C) "Seems that it was my Army officers who were wrong after all. You can assure your King that I will send orders to my soldiers, asking them to listen to their Eldrican counterparts."
D) "I will send one of my military sons to better coordinate our forces and foster unity between our peoples!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7579 on: February 17, 2018, 05:47:06 am »

A - It's your land and people getting ravaged by war, not ours.

Although if this wins I'd like to rethink our stance on the Orc homeworld.
« Last Edit: February 17, 2018, 07:12:58 am by Kashyyk »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7580 on: February 17, 2018, 06:36:55 am »

D! Let's let Iwald put his money where his mouth is.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7581 on: February 17, 2018, 08:38:33 am »

D! Let's let Iwald put his money where his mouth is.

D Yeah!
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7582 on: February 17, 2018, 08:57:33 am »

A

We still get paid if we go home, right?
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7583 on: February 17, 2018, 09:00:06 am »

We still get paid if we go home, right?

Probably voids the contract, I'm thinking.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7584 on: February 17, 2018, 09:12:50 am »

d
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7585 on: February 17, 2018, 10:00:18 am »

Nooooo.

Nooooo.

We can't send our sons to go die in the defense of these assholes.

I don't really want to vote A either but that's the only other option that's winning. So

A

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7586 on: February 17, 2018, 10:37:07 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7587 on: February 17, 2018, 10:52:06 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7588 on: February 17, 2018, 11:00:12 am »

A

Let em get ravaged. Then we come for their lands.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #7589 on: February 17, 2018, 12:13:54 pm »

How many sons do we have left, exactly
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