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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750227 times)

Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9855 on: April 13, 2018, 04:58:59 pm »

....how did we spend seven point of Eco at once?
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Arlos

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9856 on: April 13, 2018, 04:59:59 pm »

B
Let us not pointlessly risk a revolt, our pop is low enough
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birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9857 on: April 13, 2018, 05:58:02 pm »

....how did we spend seven point of Eco at once?

Probably plague/pop loss/Army Loss/trade related woes. Really though, the plague struck at an excellent time. Any other time dealing with that would have been hell.
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BIRDS.

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mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9858 on: April 13, 2018, 06:06:34 pm »

....how did we spend seven point of Eco at once?
By having nearly zero income due to plague making everyone scared to breathe, then ordering festivities and extra army incentives on top of regular spending which did not stop when the rest of the nation came to a halt – it so happens that 7 points is about what we spend in any year. You're just spoiled by having our fur prices reach new highs three years running.

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Spoiler: (unofficial) Budget (click to show/hide)
I also have to wonder whether Passage Tax and Settlement Policy are fighting each other; but we daren't repeal the income just now.
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omada

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9859 on: April 13, 2018, 07:19:06 pm »

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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9860 on: April 13, 2018, 08:13:23 pm »

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Chevaleresse

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9861 on: April 13, 2018, 09:28:06 pm »

This is why we don't panic whenever everyone else does; we give ourselves actual reasons to panic.

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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9862 on: April 13, 2018, 10:14:11 pm »

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VoidSlayer

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9863 on: April 14, 2018, 01:46:56 am »

C THE DREADED ZERO WITH AN EXCLAMATION MARK.

Iituem

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9864 on: April 14, 2018, 03:46:34 am »

C!  B.  Valid point about avoiding revolts.
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andrea

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9865 on: April 14, 2018, 04:23:23 am »

B. Low pop, can't have revolts. We need that number to grow so we can start collecting taxes.

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9866 on: April 14, 2018, 05:03:17 am »

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You decide to cut Army's budgets as much as possible.

1164 AD, Spring

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The Orcworld Fortress has been attacked! Some fair-skinned tribe of lizard females, that were sneaking through the mountains or just flew on backs of some hideous, leathery bats are responsible for this onslaught. The attack came from northwesternly direction, the mountains there not exactly scouted.

The lizard women were quite ritualistic in their attack; first their let out a defeaning war cry and then attacked the fortress; much to the horror of your soldiers, the lizard women on the ground simply climbed the smooth stone surface, their palms and feet covered with some sticky substance. The flying ones dived to the walls and towers, plucking away soldiers one by one like bird disposes of old feathers. Few remainedi n the air, shooting bows, throwing rocks and, simply put, shit-filled jars at the men on the walls.

All in all, about six dozen lizard females and ten of their bat-mounts were killed. Loss of soldiers is approximately over a hundred; most of the mdead, but there are some reports that few soldiers were carried away in the claws of the bat-mounts. Neither the bats nor the lizards have shown any fear for the smoke, fire and sounds produced by Thundercats or other Fireblood equipment installed on the fortress.

You decide to...

A) Send an armed expedition to northwest of Orcworld, seeking the lizard females (and the soldiers they stole from you).
B) Strengthen the garrison of Orcworld fortress, bringing much more shooters and Fireblood equipment there.
C) Do both of things described above.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9867 on: April 14, 2018, 05:07:44 am »

C!
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9868 on: April 14, 2018, 05:18:15 am »

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10ebbor10

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Cyl I of Methiant!
« Reply #9869 on: April 14, 2018, 07:05:29 am »

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