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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745511 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10665 on: May 03, 2018, 03:49:39 am »

A

Haspen told us once that not having access to fire-blood ingredients makes our Fireblood Court cost an extra econ tick. Depending on how much gold they are talking about, I think we automatically break even on that deal.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10666 on: May 03, 2018, 03:56:41 am »

B, I'm curious if our scholars will be able to figure out how it's made similarly to how they eventually cracked Fireblood.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10667 on: May 03, 2018, 04:08:26 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10668 on: May 03, 2018, 04:14:06 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10669 on: May 03, 2018, 04:17:25 am »

C
I like the sound of Dwarven banks.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10670 on: May 03, 2018, 04:19:10 am »

A

Might actually end up making us money.

BTW, did our military reforms ever get finished?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10671 on: May 03, 2018, 04:19:38 am »

B, I'm curious if our scholars will be able to figure out how it's made similarly to how they eventually cracked Fireblood.

I'm fairly sure that it requires Iron, which Methiant does not produce. It also likely involves magic, which dworfs can do but hoomans can't.

That said, I'm not opposed to B at all, I just think A is a better deal because I know that it will pay for itself at least in part.

C
I like the sound of Dwarven banks.

We have a university now, and a shit load of income. I don't imagine human controlled banks are too far out, and those don't involve trusting the dwarves not to put self destruct buttons on our money.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10672 on: May 03, 2018, 05:11:46 am »

A, because while I love the idea of Dwarven Banking, reducing the cost of the Fireblood Court would definitely help.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10673 on: May 03, 2018, 05:16:27 am »

I'm fairly sure that it requires Iron, which Methiant does not produce. It also likely involves magic, which dworfs can do but hoomans can't.

Iron isn't really a hard-to-find capital-R Resource though? That's literally the appeal of iron over bronze? And if we didn't have ready access to iron then what the hell are we smithing our everything from?

Also, I was thinking more in the sense of figuring out how steel is made in general, or at least developing our metallurgical infrastructure while trying to investigate exactly that. Or heck, maybe we have some occultists and magic historians in the House of Learning who could invent some kind of workaround for the dwarven blood magic - the point is, you don't find out if you don't give it a shot.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10674 on: May 03, 2018, 06:31:37 am »

A.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10675 on: May 03, 2018, 06:41:29 am »

B
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10676 on: May 03, 2018, 06:58:30 am »

Because you guys aren't mining copper or iron, armor is made of leather and bone while weapons are crafted from wood and/or stone.

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You ask them about procurement of Dwarven Steel this way.

"No." Their leader responds flatly. "You have scoffed at our metal once, and you will not get a second chance."

A) Bribe them with even more money for the steel.
B) Fine, how about... (pick one of A, C or E from previous post if you vote this).
C) Then begone, we shall have no deals!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10677 on: May 03, 2018, 07:02:26 am »

BA
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10678 on: May 03, 2018, 07:03:07 am »

BC
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe III of Methiant!
« Reply #10679 on: May 03, 2018, 07:05:23 am »

C fuckem.

Trading our gold for 1 extra econ a year and putting Our military supply chain in the hands of a hostile country is a terrible deal, banks are even worse (seriously, people voting for banks, can you explain why it's a good idea to give economy control in our nation over to a group of people that have been shown to be absolutely ruthlessly greedy AND have a bigger military then us? How is that not an obviously terrible idea...?)

Making crafts is perfectly reasonable.
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