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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745487 times)

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11895 on: May 29, 2018, 11:25:04 pm »

I thought the Damdamians were now a weaker alliance of states rather then a unified empire.  Still dangerous if we rile them all up but more interested in separate desires.

Yup, and Rucus is only a small part... but a part that was able to defeat Methiant on the field of battle. I wonder if they still have that martial prince who killed Houlandin I in their back pocket?
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11896 on: May 30, 2018, 07:51:50 am »

A

We might as well, since the others could end badly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11897 on: May 30, 2018, 11:25:47 am »

HMMM, we found weird and abandoned structures before on the orcworld

maybe the weather is the thing that killed everybody, maybe next time we just evacuate the region when the weather begin again
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He is short, with a small and failed beard
He likes wood, spears, ducks for their nobility, and rabbits for their weak hearts and funny reproduction rate.
he has a hard time to focus, and values, err almost everything, he dreams of mastering a skill.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11898 on: May 30, 2018, 01:54:12 pm »

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Much donations are made to altars and temples and oracles of Pantheonism.

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Soon, one of the oracles sends you a word, that calamity is to occur soon in the Orcworld, and that naught but evacuation of soldiers stationed there will save their lives.

A) Truly, they're insane! Let's stock the fortress with supplies so they can weather whatever storm ocurs.
B) Clearly, the oracle is right. We must abandon Orcworld fortress at once!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11899 on: May 30, 2018, 01:55:33 pm »

B

Not like it's protecting much of importance, is it?
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11900 on: May 30, 2018, 01:59:50 pm »

B

We probably shouldn't ignore advice given to us on a roll of 5. We can use those soldiers in Gubta and/or Heleste soon.
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Imic

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11901 on: May 30, 2018, 02:11:56 pm »

B
B

We probably shouldn't ignore advice given to us on a roll of 5. We can use those soldiers in Gubta and/or Heleste soon.
I agree.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11902 on: May 30, 2018, 02:24:10 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11903 on: May 30, 2018, 02:28:21 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11904 on: May 30, 2018, 02:32:36 pm »

B
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11905 on: May 30, 2018, 02:39:49 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11906 on: May 30, 2018, 02:52:46 pm »

You order evacuation of Orcworld Fortress. A dozen of bravest observers is to stay behind and watch the situation in the orcish homeworld, and to signal whenever it becomes safe to return.

1176 AD, Winter

Soldiers of the Fortress have returned home.

Meanwhile, silver, gold and gemstones arrive in your Treasury!

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2to3

Some profits are made with glasswork, too.

Your Vizier in Parsia sends an urgent report!

One of Kirs, or high commanders, of Rosamana, Abayev, has taken a force of eight thousand lizard raiders and has struck the settlements in Waterless Plains, looting the ornate Temples of Eleven and enslaving Parsians who failed to escape. With lack of strong Army and Alalkan being indecisive as it is, some of Parsian noblemen believe that only Methiantese intervention can save them.

A) Sorry, you should've become my vassals when we asked nicely, but noooo...
B) We can send some supplies and money, they can buy some mercenaries with that.
C) A-ha! A worthy combat exercise for our glorious (and bored) Army!
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Harry Baldman

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11907 on: May 30, 2018, 02:53:48 pm »

C! Big sister Methiant to the rescue!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11908 on: May 30, 2018, 02:58:05 pm »

C - Time to throw our weight around
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #11909 on: May 30, 2018, 02:59:46 pm »

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