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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745480 times)

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12945 on: July 20, 2018, 03:25:16 pm »

We've been patiently diplo-annexing them for years now, let's not turn to military annexation and ruin it all.
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2018, 03:30:43 pm by Basil ii »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12946 on: July 20, 2018, 03:47:06 pm »

« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 01:14:32 am by Basil ii »
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12947 on: July 21, 2018, 01:09:30 am »

You want to endorse the people who tried to overthrow our dynasty for no bloody reason other than being upset at not getting special treatment?
what could possibly go wrong. :P
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 01:11:05 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12948 on: July 21, 2018, 04:20:49 am »

Ultimately, once again, you decide against issueing an Edict.

1183 AD, Spring

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Silverwares brought some profits.

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You go down with a high fever and a feeling of a worm eating away at your intestines, although your doctors assure you it is just your feverish imagination working. Still, the court is alarmed by your sudden bout of illness. Your courtiers and healers are split about the way you should be treated.

Any preference, Lady Empress?

A) I will pray to God of Health, and the Pantheon shall deliver!
B) Local herbs and the traditional medical treatments of Methiant are the best. I trust my healers.
C) Bring me the healing stone, I shall cling to it so that it heals me.
D) Time for a therapy of aromatic spices and roots from Gubta, some are medicinal ones after all!
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

ZBridges

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12949 on: July 21, 2018, 04:24:53 am »

B
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12950 on: July 21, 2018, 04:25:08 am »

B
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12951 on: July 21, 2018, 04:25:37 am »

B
b
Just in case
Doge is a five year old I suspect that our husband will be regent which may help make succession easier.
I just realized something that worm
You remember that magical Xenomorph in 1110.
Oh my god
Sweet Jesus Christ’s it back.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 06:21:34 am by Basil ii »
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12952 on: July 21, 2018, 05:16:34 am »

C


Magic healing stone is magic, yu know.
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12953 on: July 21, 2018, 06:42:21 am »

You decide to stick to traditional Methiantese medicine.

1183 AD, Few days later

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You fight the illness, but it is not relenting. In the late evening, you're woken up by the Advisor. You smile, seeing Cyl at your side, but your husband looks extremely worried. The Advisor procures a scroll from within his robes and leans to whisper.

He says something about a heir? Ah yes... they're being cautious, you assume.

A) As is written already: it's Doge.
B) My daughter Cylia.
C) My daughter Ciri.
D) Husbando Cyl.
E) Princess Eiri.
F) Princess Graine.
G) Prince Deathan.
H) Someone else? You don't remember the other dynasticals at the moment...
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Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12954 on: July 21, 2018, 06:44:53 am »

You decide to stick to traditional Methiantese medicine.

1183 AD, Few days later

Quote
3*

You fight the illness, but it is not relenting. In the late evening, you're woken up by the Advisor. You smile, seeing Cyl at your side, but your husband looks extremely worried. The Advisor procures a scroll from within his robes and leans to whisper.

He says something about a heir? Ah yes... they're being cautious, you assume.

A) As is written already: it's Doge.
B) My daughter Cylia.
C) My daughter Ciri.
D) Husbando Cyl.
E) Princess Eiri.
F) Princess Graine.
G) Prince Deathan.
H) Someone else? You don't remember the other dynasticals at the moment...
d) Husbando cyl

Doge is only a child the noble men and the priest of the pantheon will try to take over
If we seat him on the throne.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 06:51:24 am by Basil ii »
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12955 on: July 21, 2018, 06:45:11 am »

A
Afterlife?
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12956 on: July 21, 2018, 06:53:16 am »

A
Afterlife?
the priest of the pantheon will try to take over please don’t.

Do you really think that they would miss this opportunity?.

Especially now that we have lost ruberta and her "the good" title

Also the laser horse will turn on us but with cyl army we can avoid unnecessary damage to our population.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 07:09:23 am by Basil ii »
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12957 on: July 21, 2018, 07:11:15 am »

D
I don't think we're dead yet, it was only a 3 after all. And Doge is just a child, we might have to deal with a regency if we choose him, and I assume we can still name him heir later on.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12958 on: July 21, 2018, 07:16:04 am »

D
I don't think we're dead yet, it was only a 3 after all. And Doge is just a child, we might have to deal with a regency if we choose him, and I assume we can still name him heir later on.
this is still very dangerous situation we are in.

Beside ruberta health might still be crippled permanently by the xenomorph/worm.

That being said I think you’re right.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2018, 07:26:36 am by Basil ii »
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TankKit

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Empress Ruberta I of Methiant!
« Reply #12959 on: July 21, 2018, 07:57:06 am »

D
I don't think we're dead yet, it was only a 3 after all. And Doge is just a child, we might have to deal with a regency if we choose him, and I assume we can still name him heir later on.
this is still very dangerous situation we are in.

Beside ruberta health might still be crippled permanently by the xenomorph/worm.

That being said I think you’re right.
I'm pretty sure it isn't a xenomorph. A chestburster-like worm maybe, but not a xenomorph.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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