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[Enemy post]

Ep, do you require assistance?

“YEAH THIS NERD BOTHERING YOU?”

"No no, I think he was just leaving."

(That said, you should probably edit your action, Ave.)

[sprinkled chariot]

"I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, FLEXIUS!"

Set the course for the Mortal Realm; I shall find Flexius there.
If I find Flexius there, attack him.

Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

Name: The Prowler
God Level: Demigod
Power: 2
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with extremely thin limbs, elongated and thin torso, long neck, and a human-sized head of a three-eyed dragon with no pupils and white sclera. It's scales are black and shiny.
Notes: Chaos Energy Vorpal Pike

Only evil is ignorance, my friend. Let divine truth of chaos speak to you from your tainted pike

[CABL]

"I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, FLEXIUS!"

Set the course for the Mortal Realm; I shall find Flexius there.
If I find Flexius there, attack him.

Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

Name: The Prowler
God Level: Demigod
Power: 2
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A humanoid with extremely thin limbs, elongated and thin torso, long neck, and a human-sized head of a three-eyed dragon with no pupils and white sclera. It's scales are black and shiny.
Notes: Chaos Energy Vorpal Pike

Only evil is ignorance, my friend. Let divine truth of chaos speak to you from your tainted pike

"You'll not turn me to the side of Chaos; The Justice awaits you!"

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

[CABL]

Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"It's personal between us, but I'll think your invitation over. Never say never, after all."

[Yoink]

[1]
Blarg accidentally vents his legendary weapon into the void.

Mid-battle, reach casually up to pluck Supper's End from the void as it goes hurtling conveniently past, recognising it as my trusty ladle despite its strange new form. I will devote 1 power to this gleeful perversion of the laws of probability.   

Then, whether that succeeds or not, shout a warcry and lead a group of elite food elementals in a sortie of... sorts; boarding the nearest chaos ship, destroying any resistance before hijacking it to ram and board the next chaos ship, and so on until all the chaos forces are slain or otherwise defeated and the Curry is secure. Spend another 1 power on this. I really wanted to spend more on my first action, but I only have three and would rather not leave myself at the mercy of the dice in a major combat such as this...


If I we manage to succeed in claiming the curry this turn, load it onto the Food Cruiser and set off again.
We'll use the rest of the decade to outfit the Food Cruiser with an array of crockpot cannons and other food-themed void artillery (1 power on that), as well as recovering from any casualties we may have suffered, training, and, of course, offering plenty of prayers to Attom.    

Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 3         
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental

[KitRougard]

Spoiler: Logic (click to show/hide)

Name: Enal "The Heartless Mind"
God Level: Minor
Sphere: Knowledge, Logic
Power: 4
Description: A strange, shifting, humanoid form. He can't seem to settle on a "logical" form, but he likes the glasses - the one constant.
Notes: "The first one who points out the errors of the universe is a genius. All who follow are imitations."

This place was kinda bland - so much potential, but no intelligent life? TIME TO FIX THAT!
First, go back to the Science Ship. Don't wanna get lost!
Next, Spend 3 Power: Create a sphere of logic and intelligence, and SHOVE it into the superstructure.
It should be absorbed into the structure, and new living creations should have a mind of their own with which to think.
Should.
But you never know in this place.

[hector13]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"Much appreciated, Lord Borkle! Much Face-Punching will be done with these Boys."

action edited, accordingly.

[LordPorkins]

Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"Much appreciated, Lord Borkle! Much Face-Punching will be done with these Boys."

action edited, accordingly.

A single tear falls down Borkles cheek as he watches his son go off to his own ship

“THEY GROW UP SO FAST.”

[Questorhank]

Spend one power on each: Keeping Lilith from overgrowing my turf, keeping Kawder(?) from taking over a city, anything else that isn't a major god's fault.
Spend the remaining power to regain control of my empire or what's left of it... using any means necessary.

Spoiler: Zarel (click to show/hide)

Name: Zarel, Godscorched
God Level: Demi
Power: 5
Sphere (If major or minor god):
Description: A Tiger Giant with an exoskeleton made of Obsidian. Heat and a faint red glow radiate from its joints.
Notes:

[TankKit]

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.

[LordPorkins]

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.

“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

[TopHat]

This looks fun; I presume new demi-gods are still being accepted?

Spoiler: Cawder (click to show/hide)

Name: Cawder
God Level: Demigod
Power: 0
Description: A wizened condor nomad with a scruffy air, whose eyes flash with multicoloured divine light - clearly a result of the great Manor's random boon-granting.
Notes:

Dedicate myself as prophet of Manor; use my new-found power to build up a following and attempt to seize control of the Westernmost Fortress City in his name!

[TankKit]

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.

“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

Why thank you.

Sigged. My first sig in three years, actually.

[Egan_BW]

Just let this vessel take me where it will.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: the Giving Boar
God Level: Demi
Power: 2
Description: A massive Boar
Notes: The Giving Boar can attempt to fulfill requests for gifts. It is up to the Giving Boar whether or not the person asking is worthy or not. The Giving Boar gives gifts by coughing things up from his mouth.

"Ah, boar thing. Would you like to enter my hull? If you assist the mechspiders in their tasks, I will reward you."