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Author Topic: Divine Fuckery: The End is Nigh  (Read 118804 times)

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #390 on: January 02, 2019, 11:54:31 am »

Ep, do you require assistance?
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #391 on: January 02, 2019, 12:05:16 pm »

"I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, FLEXIUS!"

Set the course for the Mortal Realm; I shall find Flexius there.
If I find Flexius there, attack him.


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Only evil is ignorance, my friend. Let divine truth of chaos speak to you from your tainted pike
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #392 on: January 02, 2019, 12:18:45 pm »

"I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DEER, FLEXIUS!"

Set the course for the Mortal Realm; I shall find Flexius there.
If I find Flexius there, attack him.


Spoiler: The Prowler (click to show/hide)

Only evil is ignorance, my friend. Let divine truth of chaos speak to you from your tainted pike

"You'll not turn me to the side of Chaos; The Justice awaits you!"
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #393 on: January 02, 2019, 05:39:31 pm »


Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #394 on: January 03, 2019, 03:20:01 am »

Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"It's personal between us, but I'll think your invitation over. Never say never, after all."
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #395 on: January 03, 2019, 04:51:38 am »

[1]
Blarg accidentally vents his legendary weapon into the void.
Mid-battle, reach casually up to pluck Supper's End from the void as it goes hurtling conveniently past, recognising it as my trusty ladle despite its strange new form. I will devote 1 power to this gleeful perversion of the laws of probability.   

Then, whether that succeeds or not, shout a warcry and lead a group of elite food elementals in a sortie of... sorts; boarding the nearest chaos ship, destroying any resistance before hijacking it to ram and board the next chaos ship, and so on until all the chaos forces are slain or otherwise defeated and the Curry is secure. Spend another 1 power on this.
I really wanted to spend more on my first action, but I only have three and would rather not leave myself at the mercy of the dice in a major combat such as this...


If I we manage to succeed in claiming the curry this turn, load it onto the Food Cruiser and set off again.
We'll use the rest of the decade to outfit the Food Cruiser with an array of crockpot cannons and other food-themed void artillery (1 power on that), as well as recovering from any casualties we may have suffered, training, and, of course, offering plenty of prayers to Attom.
   


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Name: Užina
God Level: Demi
Power: 3         
Description: A tall, humanoid figure seemingly formed out of flexible breadrolls, with bagel hands and tomato soup in place of blood. Its head is a dark, hefty loaf of rye, with only a couple of creases and a cryptic pattern of seeds and flour resembling anything akin to a 'face'.
Notes: Awakened food elemental
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Re: Divine Fuckery: A god game that would make Zeus proud.
« Reply #396 on: January 03, 2019, 12:58:33 pm »

Spoiler: Logic (click to show/hide)
This place was kinda bland - so much potential, but no intelligent life? TIME TO FIX THAT!
First, go back to the Science Ship. Don't wanna get lost!
Next, Spend 3 Power: Create a sphere of logic and intelligence, and SHOVE it into the superstructure.

It should be absorbed into the structure, and new living creations should have a mind of their own with which to think.
Should.
But you never know in this place.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #397 on: January 03, 2019, 02:59:06 pm »


Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"Much appreciated, Lord Borkle! Much Face-Punching will be done with these Boys."

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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #398 on: January 03, 2019, 03:58:07 pm »


Name: Borkle, He-Who-Punches-Your-Face
Sphere: Conflict and battle
Power: 16 (I gave 3 to Anaconda, and gained 2z)
Notes: TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL. 188 Hearty Boys, 18 Hard Boys


Continue beating the snot out of chaos. Gift Hecter 50 Boys and 100 chaos hounds to crew his ship as a Birthday present. Space the Hedonist boys if they’re not already out. Send a message to this Prowler dude, as he seems alright. Invite him on the Punch Crusade

"Much appreciated, Lord Borkle! Much Face-Punching will be done with these Boys."

action edited, accordingly.
A single tear falls down Borkles cheek as he watches his son go off to his own ship

“THEY GROW UP SO FAST.”

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Vibrating and Penetration
« Reply #399 on: January 03, 2019, 06:01:29 pm »

Spend one power on each: Keeping Lilith from overgrowing my turf, keeping Kawder(?) from taking over a city, anything else that isn't a major god's fault.
Spend the remaining power to regain control of my empire or what's left of it... using any means necessary.


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« Last Edit: January 04, 2019, 02:58:02 pm by Questorhank »
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #400 on: January 03, 2019, 06:04:26 pm »

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #401 on: January 03, 2019, 06:32:37 pm »

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.

“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #402 on: January 03, 2019, 06:45:05 pm »

This looks fun; I presume new demi-gods are still being accepted?
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Dedicate myself as prophet of Manor; use my new-found power to build up a following and attempt to seize control of the Westernmost Fortress City in his name!
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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #403 on: January 03, 2019, 06:59:28 pm »

I would ask Logic to not do that to my Mechaspiders, but I don't actually care about it all that much and am genuinely curious to see what happens.

“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.
Why thank you.

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« Last Edit: January 03, 2019, 07:11:34 pm by TankKit »
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“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”

Spoken like a true god TankKit.

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Re: Divine Fuckery: Its treason then?
« Reply #404 on: January 03, 2019, 09:15:54 pm »

Just let this vessel take me where it will.
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"Ah, boar thing. Would you like to enter my hull? If you assist the mechspiders in their tasks, I will reward you."
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