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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 745551 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13725 on: August 08, 2018, 01:03:07 pm »

C They're not wrong about unrest and low crown authority. Let's try to keep it to one revolt per annum if we can.
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13726 on: August 08, 2018, 01:08:18 pm »

C
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Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13727 on: August 08, 2018, 01:13:16 pm »

You decide to pass on the tax. The Treasurer will keep a copy of the project in the Edicts' library just in case.

1194 AD, Midsummer

Your father decides to return home, seeing that you haven't embroiled yourself in another scandal. Your wife, seemingly exhausted from your mutual 'championship tourneys' every night, decides to frequent your bedroom less than usual.

1194 AD, Autumn

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1, 2to3, 2to5, 5to6

Glasswork and Springwine sales brought similar profits, while Spices had better sales compared to last year. Aromatic t'chai leaves however soothed the minds of your upset peoples, and brought quite some profits as well.

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Her lips are like softest pastries, her breasts akin to large, juicy fruits, and her body's heat explains that she is well attracted to you.

Of course we're not talking about your wife, but about this young noble girl. One day your gaze fell upon her buttocks, and then you saw her gaze look you up and down. Took you but few hours to corner her in remote part of the palace, and you two has been locked in hot, comprimising position for a while now, in this dusty storeroom, on this sturdy low table.

As she makes sounds of total pleasure under your careful, steady movements, a brief thought sparks in your mind, which is...

A) That I should stop at once and send her away!
B) That a mistress on the side only befits an Emperor!
C) That she makes a better wife than Wihemina already!
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SigFlags!
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Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13728 on: August 08, 2018, 01:15:42 pm »

Vote changed.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 01:30:38 pm by Weirdsound »
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Kashyyk

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13729 on: August 08, 2018, 01:17:42 pm »

Ahahaha!

B - Harem ho!
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13730 on: August 08, 2018, 01:18:30 pm »

A
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Maximum Spin

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13731 on: August 08, 2018, 01:19:57 pm »

A
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Basil ii

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13732 on: August 08, 2018, 01:20:04 pm »

Ahahaha! Harem ho!
cyl would soooo mad I don’t intend to cause further legitimacy problems.
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vastaghen12

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13733 on: August 08, 2018, 01:25:01 pm »

A
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Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13734 on: August 08, 2018, 01:26:33 pm »

A
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Weirdsound

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13735 on: August 08, 2018, 01:28:52 pm »

Actually, thinking about it, we already failed the coin flip. There are going to be consequences. Or at the very least a roll for conquences.

I'd rather risk taking that roll with our wife, who has to have known what she was signing up for, than this random noble who will almost surely throw a fit and take this matter public if we send her away here and now and roll poorly.

Changing to B.
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Rockeater

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13736 on: August 08, 2018, 01:35:11 pm »

A
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Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.
Also, don't forget to contact your local Eldritch Being(s), so that they can help with our mission to destroy the universe.

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13737 on: August 08, 2018, 01:37:53 pm »

A
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BIRDS.

Also started a Let's Play, Yu-Gi-Oh! Duelists of the Roses

Haspen

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13738 on: August 08, 2018, 01:40:31 pm »

You stop both of you abruptly and tell her that this cannot continue; you have a wife, and she is bound to be promised to someone and bear his children instead. Confused, scared and a bit remorseful, the girl finally comes to her senses.

She slaps you, hisses that you were using her to sate your primal urges, and leaves in a huff.

Few hours later, you return to your wife. Wihemina, embroidering a small tunic, looks at you for two brief moments before returning to her work.

"Have you been busy much today, Yoe?" She asks, not taking her eyes away from the fabric. You sweat while your northern wife calmly works on the cloth. Does she know? Did she send the noble girl to test you? Oh gods, did she plan this??

A) I ain't done a girl thing!
B) Admit what you've done.
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SigFlags!
Quote from: Draignean@Spamkingdom+
Truly, we have the most uniquely talented spy network in all existence.
Quote from: mightymushroom@Spamkingdom#
Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

Criptfeind

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #13739 on: August 08, 2018, 01:41:04 pm »

B

She knew what she was getting into when she married us.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2018, 01:44:03 pm by Criptfeind »
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