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How fun is SPAMKINGDOM series?

Mind-bogglingly popular game series that you follow from early on and cannot stop, waiting for new installment like a drooling addict.
Long-runner soap opera you're too invested into to just stop watching it.
A fun little comic strip in the daily newspaper that's been around forever.
3/6
Who said it's fun? I didn't for sure.
I'm just waiting here for it to die horribly already so it will stop showing on my Unread Posts list.

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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Houlandin IV of Methiant-Cydwyl!  (Read 750391 times)

birdy51

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14040 on: August 19, 2018, 06:17:46 pm »

C

Let's not throw these guys to the fire.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14041 on: August 19, 2018, 06:32:33 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14042 on: August 19, 2018, 06:36:57 pm »

Annexing parsia isn't going to increase our population, but let's prevent it from lowering it and making ourselves look as saviors

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14043 on: August 19, 2018, 06:39:56 pm »

Annexing parsia isn't going to increase our population, but let's prevent it from lowering it and making ourselves look as saviors

C

We knifed these fuckers in the back. I don't think there is anything we can do to make them like or forgive us. Best just purge them and be done with it.

Besides, we could use the money.
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helmacon

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14044 on: August 19, 2018, 06:48:41 pm »

If we could take all the people living in their capital and resettle them to our lands, it will boost our pop. It will also be saving them from extermination when the sim burn that capital to the ground, which should take the edge off of their anger.

Also, we didn't betray them. We never had any official obligation to them once they finished paying their tribute, and they choose to have no real relations with us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14045 on: August 19, 2018, 06:58:09 pm »

If we could take all the people living in their capital and resettle them to our lands, it will boost our pop. It will also be saving them from extermination when the sim burn that capital to the ground, which should take the edge off of their anger.

Also, we didn't betray them. We never had any official obligation to them once they finished paying their tribute, and they choose to have no real relations with us.

There was an understanding that they were still under our sphere of influence, and that we were on their side. A Methianese official was still the third most important person in their government. We warned them of the Simian attack, and formally declared war on Sim when it took place. If going back on all that and siding with Sim isn't treachery, I don't know what is.

We will likely have to roll to get these people to overcome their hate and pride to resettle in Methiant. We do not have to convince loot to like us.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14046 on: August 19, 2018, 07:19:45 pm »

B, because FUCK PARSIA and I hope Sim kills 'em all twice!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14047 on: August 19, 2018, 07:47:29 pm »

It's not the people fault that their rulers were so stubborn.

C

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14048 on: August 19, 2018, 08:28:39 pm »

Also, we didn't betray them. We never had any official obligation to them once they finished paying their tribute, and they choose to have no real relations with us.
I recall it was ten years of tribute but twenty years of peace treaty – which expired about 6 years ago.

There was an understanding that they were still under our sphere of influence, and that we were on their side. A Methianese official was still the third most important person in their government. We warned them of the Simian attack, and formally declared war on Sim when it took place. If going back on all that and siding with Sim isn't treachery, I don't know what is.

We will likely have to roll to get these people to overcome their hate and pride to resettle in Methiant. We do not have to convince loot to like us.

I agree Yoe's attitude has been a bit, um, erratic due to the voices in his head and I wouldn't blame them for not trusting us. Yet when we're the alternative to someone who is known to drag them from their temples and slaughter them wholesale, I think we still hold an advantage that we can spin.

I chose C since not being greedy usually helps the negotiation roll. And we wouldn't necessarily have to resettle them far, perhaps just to the formerly Parsian lands where we hold dominion under a reconstituted and properly vassalized government – it seems unlikely their old one was going to hold up anyway.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14049 on: August 19, 2018, 09:02:08 pm »

I chose C since not being greedy usually helps the negotiation roll. And we wouldn't necessarily have to resettle them far, perhaps just to the formerly Parsian lands where we hold dominion under a reconstituted and properly vassalized government – it seems unlikely their old one was going to hold up anyway.

They already offered to split the plunder with us, and seem at least as keen on slaughtering Parsians as Taricus is. I don't think there is any guarantee that asking to spare the people will appeal to the Simians more than asking for loot will.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14050 on: August 19, 2018, 10:39:05 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14051 on: August 20, 2018, 03:38:46 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14052 on: August 20, 2018, 06:09:51 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14053 on: August 20, 2018, 09:48:38 am »

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You argue with him that you want the safety of Parsian citizens insde, as they will be your new subjects.

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"I simply cannot allow this to happen. My Emperor wants purges, and my men want new concubines and slaves."

You decide to...

A) Threaten him if he doesn't budge.
B) Offer your part of loot for the Parsians' safety.
C) Let him do with Parsians as he likes.
D) Offer the split the capital in two, one for you, one for Sim.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM#: Emperor Yoe IV of Methiant!
« Reply #14054 on: August 20, 2018, 09:52:06 am »

D - Change tactics. Offer to split the capitol with him. Literally. Right down the middle. He can do what he likes with his half, and we do what we like with ours.

Once the Parsian's realise they'll only get purged on his side of the city we should get plenty of new subjects.
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