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[Neonivek]

Please answer the poll honestly... but no one is policing you.

Now one thing I love as a topic is people taking statistics and morphing them to mean whatever it is they want. When I saw this kind of poll I immediately knew "YES! this is like the king of fake statistics!" (Oddly enough the scientists who used them KNEW this, It was people who used their data who co-opted the results)

let us see what statistical analysis we can make (Ignoring that our poll size is small, the results would be tainted, and this isn't a professionally done... This is just for fun not scientific accuracy)

Honestly I should make this a contest to see who can pull the most extreme results. I just have no prizes to give.

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NOTE: This poll is VERY much not politically charged exactly. I chose Liberals because in Bay12 they aren't really preyed upon or insulted. So no one here would REALLY be picking on them. This is why I didn't put "Conservatives are Vampires" because while that could be funny, they can feel like the outgroup here which "I" haven't helped.

The reason I even used a political party is because I feel like this kind of statistic typically is used politically.

[smjjames]

I was like "huh?" when I saw the thread name, anyways, lets go for a bell curve

[redwallzyl]

NOTE: This poll is VERY much not politically charged exactly. I chose Liberals because in Bay12 they aren't really preyed upon or insulted. So no one here would REALLY be picking on them. This is why I didn't put "Conservatives are Vampires" because while that could be funny, they can feel like the outgroup here which "I" haven't helped.

The reason I even used a political party is because I feel like this kind of statistic typically is used politically.

Conservatives aren't vampires their zombies obviously.

[smjjames]

Also, maybe put the (poll/joke) part first as that doesn't show up when you're looking at the forum main page.

[Neonivek]

Also, maybe put the (poll/joke) part first as that doesn't show up when you're looking at the forum main page.

Thanks I changed it.

Too much political conflict.

[TheDarkStar]

5/5 pls show me the location of the nearest blood bank

[MrRoboto75]

Vampirism is a pre-existing condition.

[CABL]

6/5. I regularly feed on the blood of Russian toddlers, and I'm also a CIA agent who was sent in Russia in order to destroy Putinist regime by posting sardonic, overly cynical comments over the Internet about the situation in the country.

((In all seriousness, I'll rate myself 4/5. I'm not really a "pure" liberal, since I have a controversial opinion that Western culture is superior to the other ones. No, I condemn white nationalism, I just hate when people who scream about how the West is so perverted and weak, yet they use computers, phones, smartphones, iPods, iPads, and the other stuff which Western civilization invented and/or manufactured. The Western mind created all these devices you enjoy, so please, have at least simple sense of gratitude, Anti-Western dickheads...))

((Fuck, I went ranty. 2/5, in all seriousness...))

[ChairmanPoo]

I just hate when people who scream about how the West is so perverted and weak, yet they use computers, phones, smartphones, iPods, iPads, and the other stuff which Western civilization invented and/or manufactured.

You mean all those devices that have "made in China" written in them?

[CABL]

I just hate when people who scream about how the West is so perverted and weak, yet they use computers, phones, smartphones, iPods, iPads, and the other stuff which Western civilization invented and/or manufactured.

You mean all those devices that have "made in China" written in them?

Doesn't change the fact that the Westerners INVENTED computers. It doesn't matter in which country it's produced, what matters is that
Western civilization created the very CONCEPT of it...
If you want to continue the arguing, you better PM me. People are most likely already think that I'm some kind of white nationalist who hates non-whites. I'm not, I'm okay with people of ANY race...

[Neonivek]

I think Chairman Poo is joking.

Anyhow the general rule of thumb is: Everyone hates everyone else (Don't take that too far)

I remember the WW2 Japanese Propaganda of the West and how it spoke about how the multiple nationalities meant they were disorganized and weak.

Or the fact that every single generation has been considered the "Worst" generation.

Or how EVERY major city has been considered to have "The worst drivers"

Mind you "Perverted" might be accurate, at least from their world view. Remember a LOT of these countries argue a very strict line of what can and cannot be shown sexually. For example some countries women need to cover up at all times because their sheer presence is considered enough to compromise men.

Or heck just dive into our own society as various Religious and ideological groups have both demonized sexuality and/or porn... Or embraced it. A large portion of western society considers itself perverted.

[Loud Whispers]

Not every generation is considered the worst tbh
Just boomers

[Neonivek]

Not every generation is considered the worst tbh
Just boomers

Well... From the Boomers we have the next generation... Generation X/Y... to the next generation we have Millennials.

[MrRoboto75]

Not every generation is considered the worst tbh
Just boomers

Well... From the Boomers we have the next generation... Generation X/Y... to the next generation we have Millennials.

Millenials are so awful nobody even thinks about GenX.

[Neonivek]

By the by the secret of the poll is this!

Using the way these statistics are handled this means that

80% of people believe the Liberals are literal Vampires.