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[Glass]

Stop diving; hover. Stay at the current elevation. Go around the map in circles if you must.

[blueturtle1134]

[6] - Gone horribly right

You pull out of your dive, all right.

You swerve horizontally and peg straight into the window of Floor 17. You give yourself an 9th concussion and bounce off, falling on the windowsill.

It's really small and any move might send you over the edge.

You are now Stunned.

Next?

[omada]

wake up

Stay still for some seconds

and breath

...

really

Just breath a bit, I am feeling sad for the parrot -q

now check the surroundings (just move the eyes so we won't fall again))

[blueturtle1134]

[5/2=2] - Failure

(I still have to roll because if you get a 0 or 1 you fall off)

You manage to stay on the ledge until your head stops spinning.

You are no longer Stunned.

When you open your eyes, you notice that the ground below you is surrounded by animal control people wielding nets, and a frightened office worker is staring at you from the glass.

Next?

[Glass]

Should we try to leave, stay here, attempt Hammerspace, or commit seppuku?

[blueturtle1134]

Should we try to leave, stay here, attempt Hammerspace, or commit seppuku?

Well, we can't hammerspace jump off a ledge and suicide is never an option so...


I mean you tell me, you're the player.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Should we try to leave, stay here, attempt Hammerspace, or commit seppuku?

Is demanding our rights as a citizen of the republic not an option?

[blueturtle1134]

Should we try to leave, stay here, attempt Hammerspace, or commit seppuku?

Is demanding our rights as a citizen of the republic not an option?

You could. But A: Parrots are not legally recognized and B: Padelheb would get you.

[Glass]

Pretend to be a perfectly normal parrot, maybe?

[Paxiecrunchle]

IF the above fails then hammerspace outa there

Barring that continue waiting for our head to clear.
If that fails attack the m ost heavily armed invididual in the crowd with the aim of dying rather than being captured.

[Paxiecrunchle]

If this fails peck his eyes out.

I blame you for most of this situation by making this one vote.

[blueturtle1134]

If this fails peck his eyes out.

I blame you for most of this situation by making this one vote.

Me too. This is a big parable about violence not being the answer.


[5] - Epic success.

You stand around pretending to be a normal parrot.

Two men arrive to force the window and catch you.

(The roll had no effect on the men. They were already coming. The roll was just to determine if you fall off.)

Next?

BTW there is nothing to Hammerspace out on. That is kinda the main problem with this building...

[omada]

Fly away from the building, we already screwed the chance of having the media at our side.

and then

Find somewhere where we can go to hammer space, or a sentient dog which can go to the building and talk on our behalf

[Paxiecrunchle]

Fly away, but erratically to avoid capture.

[blueturtle1134]

Fly away, but erratically to avoid capture.

I merge your suggestion with Omada's.


[2] - Failure

You prepare to fly away.

Just then the animal control men force open the window and drop a net over you.

Next?