Selene deflates Yliss' dramatic speech entirely with a reminder of what most successful adventurer parties carry.
(Selene is dedicated!)
(Selene has demon blood....)
Selene revives Yliss!
Yliss regains 8 HP!
Selene takes 2 damage!
Marcia's blast of superheated flaming gunpowder nails the Baron directly, staggering him. The mantle glows, changing to defend him in response to the incoming attack.
(Jarvis' Charisma activates!)
(Jarvis' Support activates!)
Marcia initiates!
Hit Rate: 98 to hit
Hit: 1, hit!
Critical: 3, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 3 damage!
(Var Mantle now blocks magic damage!)
Airmlaidre cannot retaliate!
(Marcia does a servant's duty!)
Marcia regains 5 HP!
Vlad and 42-1 set about to supportive work, pulling everyone up where they can.
Vlad performs 42-1 and Jarvis!
42-1 and Jarvis may move again!
(42-1 has failed as a butler....)
(42-1 notices Shoes' leak!)
42-1 revives Shoes!
Shoes regains 8 HP!
(42-1 has Live to Serve!)
42-1 regains 2 HP!
[Now Playing: Red Sun]Sirocco rushes at Jarvis with a snarling roar, waving his sword over his head to smash it down into Jarvis.
"I'm....supposed to be....fuckin' invincible!"(Jarvis' Wigglership is blossoming!)
(Vlad's Daunt activates!)
(Marcia's Support activates!)
Jarvis initiates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Sirocco takes 8 damage!
Sirocco is defeated!
But Jarvis has no time for this and simply stands there completely calmly before punching Sirocco in the face.
The bald, cruel-looking man twirls around like his downed partner and collapses in a heap.
That was....anticlimactic.
~~Ally Phase~~Lucifer pulls up behind the group, simply entranced by Asuna facing off against the Baron and for hte first time in his long life, not having a damn word to say.
Asahi and Benedict are not far behind. She notches an arrow into her holy bow, preparing to fire before Benedict holds her back.
"Honey?" "....I think we should leave this one to the adventurers. I think it'd be cheating to take this one away from them. Besides, I don't wanna explain to the kids why you're covered in his blood." "Aww. It was real nice, getting the old rust out of the bones. And I really like that Asuna girl, too. A girl after my own heart."~~Enemy Phase~~ "Kick my ass? You can KISS it first, kid!"The Baron lunges at Asuna, a powerful punch, laced with dark magical energies swirling around it directed at her face-
(The Lightning Flash strikes!)
(Asuna is going at the speed of go fuck yourself!)
(Asuna's Wrath activates!)
(Rosencrantz's Support activates!)
(Lucifer's Charisma activates!)
(Airmlaidre's Underdog activates!)
Airmlaidre initiates!
Hit Rate: 42 to hit
Hit: 72, miss!
Asuna retaliates!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Airmlaidre takes 10 damage!
(Var Mantle is now blocking physical damage!)
Asuna strikes twice!
Hit Rate: Irrelevant
Hit: Autohit!
Critical: 2, crit!
Airmlaidre takes 27 damage!
Airmlaidre is defeated!
-but Asuna is far too quick to be hit. The blessing she so lamented from Serena had carried her through so much and continued to do so, and the Baron was fast, but not fast enough. His blow strikes wide and Asuna whips around, slashing him across the gut once and then a quick stab through the shoulder.
To any other man, this would be a serious wound, but to the Baron, it was necessary to stop him.
The combined damage he'd taken so far began to overload him and before he can turn around to strike Asuna again, he freezes up, as if suddenly unable to move.
"....d-dammit."He sinks to his knees, clutching his arm and breathing heavily.
"....haven't had so much fun in years....but I guess....the new generation really caught up to me...."Party:
42-1: 31/31 (Iron Knife)
Asuna "Rio" Ito: 1/29 (Steel Sword)
Gnome Jenkins: 23/27 (Nailclipper)
Jarvis "Wigglerman" Samek: 19/31 (Steel Lance)
Keilee: 12/25 (Carrion)
Keith Piper: 27/34 (Steel Gauntlets)
Marcia Henry: 33/33 (Prototype Powder Blade)
Momotarou Kyouji: 4/25 (Plaited Whip)
Rosencrantz Marlowe: 13/27 (Iron Knife)
Selene: 23/25 (Heal)
Serena: 26/27 (Heal)
Shoes: 8/29 (Slim Lance)
Vlad: 25/29 (Soldier's Drum)
Yliss Wander: 8/27 (Steel Sword)
Allies:
Lucifer Superbia Promethea: 16/29 (Steel Cestus)
Asahi Jonson: 28/28 (Shekinah)
Benedict Jonson: 20/34 (Tyrfing)
Enemies:Wrestling Hooligan A: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Wrestling Hooligan B: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Wrestling Hooligan C: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)Wrestling Hooligan D: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)Wrestling Hooligan E: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Wrestling Hooligan F: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)Wrestling Hooligan G: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Wrestling Hooligan H: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)Wrestling Hooligan I: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Revivian)Wrestling Hooligan J: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Wrestling Hooligan K: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Goblin)Wrestling Hooligan L: 0/27 (Methiant Brick) (Race: Generian)Furious Groupie A: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)Furious Groupie B: 0/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Generian)Furious Groupie C: 0/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin)Furious Groupie D: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)Furious Groupie E: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Goblin)Furious Groupie F: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Revivian)Furious Groupie G: 0/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Goblin)Furious Groupie H: 0/23 (Sausage-on-a-Stick) (Race: Generian)Furious Groupie I: 0/23 (Obsessive Fan's Notepad) (Race: Revivian)Panicked Vendor A: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Generian)Panicked Vendor B: 0/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Goblin)Panicked Vendor C: 0/24 (Shirt Cannon) (Race: Revivian)Panicked Vendor D: 0/24 (Personal Shortbow) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard A: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard B: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard C: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard D: asuna'd/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard E: keef'd/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)Airmlaidre Bodyguard F: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard G: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard H: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard I: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Goblin)Airmlaidre Bodyguard J: 0/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard K: wiggler/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Revivian)Airmlaidre Bodyguard L: keef squared/27 (Steel Lance) (Race: Generian)Orobas Centimani Lucifea: 0/30 (Silver Cestus) (Race: Demon)Lycia Lupae Mammonia: 0/27 (Sharp Fang Alpha) (Race: Werewolf)Sirocco*: 0/30 (Silver Blade) (Race: Generian)Marin*: 0/28 (Tormentor) (Race: Succubus)Baron Airmlaidre*: 0/35 (Beagalltach) (Race: Generian)
Objective: Rout the enemy!
Other Info:
- Downs in this fight are non-lethal.
- Bodyguards will not initiate combat or move until attacked or the rioters are dispersed.
XP: 66/100