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[ArchimedesWojak]

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[methylatedspirit]

I have two hypotheses: a) it's a family member whose judgement has lapsed hundreds of times over, or b) there's a Phantom Shitter in your neighborhood, and they're just going around, breaking into people's homes and shitting on their floors. It would be hard to prove a (seriously, who would admit to shitting on the floor?), so I'll focus on b. Try asking others in your neighborhood if the same thing has happened to them.

[MrRoboto75]

That's a shitty situation

[Max™]

That's a shitty situation

I'm pretty happy with you for this, only thing I could even change would be "that's a shitty shituation" but really it was great already.

[wierd]

That's a shitty situation

I'm pretty happy with you for this, only thing I could even change would be "that's a shitty shituation" but really it was great already.

Shit happens.

[George_Chickens]

IT WAS ME.
I TOOK THE SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR.
TRY TO STOP ME. YOU CAN'T
Love From the Brown Bandit

[Reelya]

What kind of turd would pull crap like this?

[Max™]

Don't look at me, I'm no stool pigeon.

[ArchimedesWojak]

also George_Chickens quit fucking my sister

(sorry i just can't delete this masterpiece)

[Reelya]

Dang, I was hoping an Active Pooper had broken into your house, perhaps the front door was ajar and dropped a log.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Dang, I was hoping an Active Pooper had broken into your house, perhaps the front door was ajar and dropped a log.

Me Too Bud Me Too

One Shit Is A Tragedy But A Million Shits Is A Statistic

[nenjin]

This is a top tier shitpost.

[King Zultan]

But is it beyond quality?