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[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit charges Duke!
Duke looks surprised at the ferocity of the onslaught!
Jackrabbit misses Duke!
Jackrabbit crashes into the Carp-Titan
It's fin is mangled!

[Zako]

Zako hits Jackrabbit with a chaos blast in the upper body!
The ratman bites Duke in the upper body x10
The ratman bites Duke on the upper left arm x12
The ratman bites Duke on the lower right arm x11

[neo1096]

*The Fin heals*
*The Carp-Titan hurls the partially-liquified Jetman into Jackrabbit at high speed*
*The Carp-Titan's blood spatters on both as they collide*
*The bite-wounds heal x 14*

[Duke 2.0]

 Duke changes the scene, thus making all wounds null and void by TV land standards.

 Duke: Tick tock tick tock, try the clock! One minute left before we all go down! If I die, there will be no way of turning this damned thing off! Gwahaha!

 Also, Ratmen die!

 He starts firing the gun he affectionately calls the "Wristbreaker" at the ratmen.

[neo1096]

*The Carp-Titan and everything in 50 ft around it resist the scene change*
"No, you don't"
*The Carp-Titan grabs the Duke*
*The Carp-Titan strips the Duke of his explosives*
*The Carp-Titan throws the explosives 17 miles into the air*
 

[Strife26]

Strife takes the oppurtunity to leave. While saying,
"Darn blood sports. I'll have to try a different approach to derail them."

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit punches the ratman in the chest with hit =right fist=!
It explodes in gore!
Ratman has been struck down.

[Strife26]

The Flashbang that Strife left rolls to the middle of the arena . . .

[neo1096]

((Strife - I hurled 2 +Adamantine Swords+ at you))
*The Carp-Titan accidentally steps on the flashbang, crushing it and turning it to powder*
*The Carp-Titan's foot is burned*

[Aqizzar]

*Thanks to the magic of the scene change, Aqizzar recovers from his near demise on another page.*

Aqizzar: Damn, beaten to the grenade.  Oh yeah, there was a carp thrown at me.  I got it.

*Aqizzar hits the Carp-Titan in the shin with the shovel-like jaw!*
*It is broken!*

[Strife26]

Strife turns around, midly annoyed at the swords interupting his dramatic exit. He falls flat on his face and the swords pass overhead, burying themselves suprisingly deep into the wall.

Strife gets up and brushes his trench coat off, before putting his fingers in his ears.

[neo1096]

((Strife, I crushed the flashbang...))
*The shin heals*
*The Carp-Titan is enraged*
*The Carp-Titan stabs the Aqizzar through the chest with the Negulzak*

[WorkerDrone]

WorkerDrone throws a cat into the Arena.

"Hmm. That was suppose to be a Nuke...wait! I got it!"

WorkerDrone messes with the raws!

*BOOM!!!*

CATSPLOSION!

[neo1096]

((What kind??))
*The raws realize that they specify that there are no explosive forces and that the cat is underwater*
*The cat creates steam*
*The cat's body is put out by the water*

[Strife26]

The expanding shockwave creates massive pressure on everyone's eardrums! Strife's fingers block the blast!

Strife says, "That's why."

Strife has left the game field.