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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 10825545 times)

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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63435 on: October 04, 2011, 05:08:45 pm »

This. This is amazing. http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2011

Especially this bit:
PEACE PRIZE: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, LITHUANIA, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #63436 on: October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm »

Dwarf Fortress Players: Coming up with solutions for problems that have yet to be implemented.

Now, let us put this thread on rails for the express purpose to tearing it off.

I've managed to yet again back myself into a corner by being too awesome.

Duke and I are a terrible platonic couple and managed to let piddly little issues like college ennui and existential employment crises get in the way of our anniversary.  This year's quote will be a day late, but the dream will never die.

And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63437 on: October 04, 2011, 05:21:45 pm »

This. This is amazing. http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2011

Especially this bit:
PEACE PRIZE: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, LITHUANIA, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.
The IgNobels are usually awesome, but not that much so. :)
it looks more like an APC I've been told, though.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63438 on: October 04, 2011, 05:31:53 pm »

It's a demilitarized BTR. They're cheaper than you'd expect, you can buy one for less than $100K.

I recommend watching the video just to see the poor car owner's reaction.
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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #63439 on: October 04, 2011, 06:28:59 pm »

Dwarf Fortress Players: Coming up with solutions for problems that have yet to be implemented.

Now, let us put this thread on rails for the express purpose to tearing it off.

I've managed to yet again back myself into a corner by being too awesome.

Duke and I are a terrible platonic couple and managed to let piddly little issues like college ennui and existential employment crises get in the way of our anniversary.  This year's quote will be a day late, but the dream will never die.

And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.

Goddamn it, that is the worst possible way for me to be a part of this.
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63440 on: October 04, 2011, 08:07:31 pm »

I found an epic drill smashing that wasn't from Gurren Lagann!
That show is great an all, but seeing massive drill/hammer-based destruction elsewhere definitely made me happy today!
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63441 on: October 04, 2011, 08:13:34 pm »

I found an epic drill smashing that wasn't from Gurren Lagann!
That show is great an all, but seeing massive drill/hammer-based destruction elsewhere definitely made me happy today!
The video description is pretty much spot on, even if its in ALL CAPS. She might've broken the hammer in the process, but it still got smashed to exploding anyway.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63443 on: October 04, 2011, 08:29:26 pm »

This. This is amazing. http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2011

Especially this bit:
PEACE PRIZE: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, LITHUANIA, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.

Thanks to you, I've discovered a man who truly understands me. This is the philosophy that has led to nearly everything good I've ever done.

EDIT: Also, I'm happy because hearts can be cut into delicious steaks.
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63444 on: October 04, 2011, 08:41:45 pm »

This. This is amazing. http://improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2011

Especially this bit:
PEACE PRIZE: Arturas Zuokas, the mayor of Vilnius, LITHUANIA, for demonstrating that the problem of illegally parked luxury cars can be solved by running them over with an armored tank.

Thanks to you, I've discovered a man who truly understands me. This is the philosophy that has led to nearly everything good I've ever done.

EDIT: Also, I'm happy because hearts can be cut into delicious steaks.
These people really are worthy of their prizes. This is just awesome. And the Procrastination one really makes sense. I've had a knack for doing as it stated, and some of my best work came from that as well.

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Re: [:3] Things that made you HAPPY today thread.
« Reply #63445 on: October 04, 2011, 08:44:37 pm »

Goddamn it, that is the worst possible way for me to be a part of this.
You helped make this magic possible.

 Possibly a second time, I don't really remember the situations of the previous quotes.
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63446 on: October 04, 2011, 09:08:42 pm »

Just got back from my first training session for a confidential teen hotline volunteer position. I think it'll be a lot of fun, in addition to both looking good on college apps and being a helpful person. Lots of nice people there...6 more 3-hour training sessions to go. Next couple weeks are going to be busy.
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
« Reply #63447 on: October 04, 2011, 09:10:33 pm »

Playing around with the new TouchPad. Discovered that somebody out there has ported a SNES emulator and DOSBox to webOS.

Oh. My.  :D
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Re: [???] Things yoshi... Oh god no (Happy Thread)
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