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Author Topic: Team Fortress 2: World's #1 War-Based Hat Simulator  (Read 820255 times)

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Re: Team Fortress 2: World's #1 war-themed hat simulator!
« Reply #10770 on: December 09, 2014, 12:13:38 pm »

As usual, hat fortress continues to be about hats
Hats and demospam.
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« Reply #10771 on: December 09, 2014, 03:35:22 pm »

Having played with my brand new Duck Journal for more time than I'd care to admit, I have to say, I think it's pretty funny.

also it has strange ranks so you know I've got to become THE VERY BEST, LIKE NOONE EVER WAS.


the hats are pretty lame though, and the 'early supporter of eotl' thing... Well, I r8 it b8/8, m8.
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« Reply #10772 on: December 09, 2014, 03:48:38 pm »



Now let me complain about it.

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In the canon, Heavy's only problem is that English is his second language.  He's not very good a expressing himself in an eloquent manner. It's easy to assume he is unintelligent.
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« Reply #10773 on: December 10, 2014, 02:27:31 am »

I wonder if there's a Smissmas update down the line or if this absorbed it
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« Reply #10774 on: December 10, 2014, 03:58:05 am »



Now let me complain about it.

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In the canon, Heavy's only problem is that English is his second language.  He's not very good a expressing himself in an eloquent manner. It's easy to assume he is unintelligent.

Perfectly sane. "What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!" * mows people down while laughing with joy * *hugs minigun and says "We make good team!"*
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« Reply #10775 on: December 10, 2014, 09:23:55 am »

I wonder if there's a Smissmas update down the line or if this absorbed it

It's excessively likely, but I have to wonder what weapons will get festivized this year. And what happens when every weapon has a festive variant, since Valve adds new weapons whenever a unicorn farts for exactly seven seconds under the third blue moon of the year.
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« Reply #10776 on: December 10, 2014, 12:22:32 pm »

I wonder if there's a Smissmas update down the line or if this absorbed it

It's excessively likely, but I have to wonder what weapons will get festivized this year. And what happens when every weapon has a festive variant, since Valve adds new weapons whenever a unicorn farts for exactly seven seconds under the third blue moon of the year.
Easy, more festive hats.
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« Reply #10777 on: December 10, 2014, 02:05:55 pm »

And probably free no-key crates. AKA Presents! :D
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« Reply #10778 on: December 10, 2014, 05:26:53 pm »



Now let me complain about it.

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In the canon, Heavy's only problem is that English is his second language.  He's not very good a expressing himself in an eloquent manner. It's easy to assume he is unintelligent.

Perfectly sane. "What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!" * mows people down while laughing with joy * *hugs minigun and says "We make good team!"*

In EotL, he acts uncharacteristically dumb. It's not like chess is a game that's dependent upon your ability to speak English. His lack of stoicism also grates for me.

And yeah, most of the team has a rather loose grasp on sanity. Doesn't necessarily mean they're stupid, though.
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« Reply #10779 on: December 10, 2014, 07:07:25 pm »



Now let me complain about it.

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In the canon, Heavy's only problem is that English is his second language.  He's not very good a expressing himself in an eloquent manner. It's easy to assume he is unintelligent.

Perfectly sane. "What's that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!" * mows people down while laughing with joy * *hugs minigun and says "We make good team!"*

In EotL, he acts uncharacteristically dumb. It's not like chess is a game that's dependent upon your ability to speak English. His lack of stoicism also grates for me.

And yeah, most of the team has a rather loose grasp on sanity. Doesn't necessarily mean they're stupid, though.

I agree with you, Araph. The Heavy was out of character in EotL. He doesn't possess a brilliant mind capable of recalling the obscurest details; but, he's extremely perceptive. I'd compare the Heavy to Goofy's character in the Kingdom Heart's games.

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« Reply #10780 on: December 10, 2014, 08:21:53 pm »

One thing to bear in mind is that a good portion of the serious and smarter Heavy depictions released by Valve have come out within the past year, likely after EotL was plotted out. Not all of them by any means, but enough that the characterization, while exaggerated, isn't too far out of line if you ignored the more recent releases.
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« Reply #10781 on: December 10, 2014, 08:37:06 pm »

What about Meet The Heavy? Dude wasn't Einstein or anything, but he wasn't a total caveman either. After all, he gave us the words of wisdom, "no one can outsmart boolet."
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« Reply #10782 on: December 10, 2014, 10:08:46 pm »

What about Meet The Heavy? Dude wasn't Einstein or anything, but he wasn't a total caveman either. After all, he gave us the words of wisdom, "no one can outsmart boolet."

One thing to bear in mind is that a good portion of the serious and smarter Heavy depictions released by Valve have come out within the past year, likely after EotL was plotted out. Not all of them by any means, but enough that the characterization, while exaggerated, isn't too far out of line if you ignored the more recent releases.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwVi3t2wuKk

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« Reply #10783 on: December 10, 2014, 10:15:58 pm »

...I didn't see the "not all of them" part. It's finals and I'm tired, my bad.
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« Reply #10784 on: December 11, 2014, 01:58:58 am »

I still have a secret saxton from last year, or possibly the year before that. :P
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