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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2131084 times)

Garath

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6045 on: March 30, 2012, 02:48:42 am »

only animals with [grazer] tags get hungry at least.
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« Reply #6046 on: March 30, 2012, 03:17:24 am »

And Pandas HAVE to eat bamboos rather than your regular grasses.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6047 on: March 30, 2012, 03:46:27 am »

Does modding in Daleks count as a bad idea?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6048 on: March 30, 2012, 03:53:29 am »

ofcourse not
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6049 on: March 30, 2012, 02:03:11 pm »

Does modding in Daleks count as a bad idea?

No, because that sounds pretty damn fun (also Fun).
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« Reply #6050 on: March 30, 2012, 03:43:01 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6051 on: March 30, 2012, 03:56:16 pm »

I just had an oops at the top of the 24z tall tower, resulting in a dwarven child falling and punching through every single layer of dwarven masonry, leaving his both his arms and one leg on various levels as he went down. He also punched trough the layer of snow and soil beneath, and then two more layers of dwarven masonry beneath that to impact in the dining hall and explode.

His head landed... hold on let me count.... 18 tiles away in the food storage area across the hall.

He was the only heir to the throne.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6052 on: March 30, 2012, 05:12:52 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6053 on: March 30, 2012, 05:29:48 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles

In the arena, I've seen one exterminate 2 bronze colossi while only sustaining fractured dalek bumps. Sometimes they get their plungers torn off though. Weeping angels would be awesome the best thing ever, but currently beyond the capacity of the game.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6054 on: March 30, 2012, 07:18:28 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles

In the arena, I've seen one exterminate 2 bronze colossi while only sustaining fractured dalek bumps. Sometimes they get their plungers torn off though. Weeping angels would be awesome the best thing ever, but currently beyond the capacity of the game.

can you code it so the angle won't move within a certen number a squares of a dwarf?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6055 on: March 30, 2012, 08:10:21 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles

In the arena, I've seen one exterminate 2 bronze colossi while only sustaining fractured dalek bumps. Sometimes they get their plungers torn off though. Weeping angels would be awesome the best thing ever, but currently beyond the capacity of the game.

can you code it so the angle won't move within a certen number a squares of a dwarf?

nope :(
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6056 on: March 30, 2012, 08:58:46 pm »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles

In the arena, I've seen one exterminate 2 bronze colossi while only sustaining fractured dalek bumps. Sometimes they get their plungers torn off though. Weeping angels would be awesome the best thing ever, but currently beyond the capacity of the game.

can you code it so the angle won't move within a certen number a squares of a dwarf?

nope :(
besides, then they couldn't do any harm a t all. cept for going into your main hall and cutting off access to the fort due to job cancellations.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6057 on: March 31, 2012, 08:22:54 am »

Yes, it counts as a bad idea because Daleks suck.

yeah for more fun modin weeping angles

In the arena, I've seen one exterminate 2 bronze colossi while only sustaining fractured dalek bumps. Sometimes they get their plungers torn off though. Weeping angels would be awesome the best thing ever, but currently beyond the capacity of the game.

can you code it so the angle won't move within a certen number a squares of a dwarf?

nope :(
besides, then they couldn't do any harm a t all. cept for going into your main hall and cutting off access to the fort due to job cancellations.
no like when the dwarf is alone in the cavens they will pick them off, ONEBY ONE
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6058 on: March 31, 2012, 11:27:09 am »

I decided to start a snake farm since I had captured both male and female cobras and black mambas and training was progressing well. After waiting a year I check the raws. Missing [CHILD:1] tags. Great, scratch that.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #6059 on: March 31, 2012, 03:34:52 pm »

Step 1: have 20 dwarves.
Step 2: have some dwarves not doing anything.
Step 3: occupy them with engraving.
Step 4: have strange mood create legendary stonecrafter.
Step 5: set stonecrafter to mass-produce A Present From Boatmurdered souvenir mugs.
Step 6: build few new beds, since all previous immigrant waves have been less than ten people.
Step 7: next wave of immigrants contains twice the previous population of my fort, with only enough beds for one-third of them.

From the same game, I dug some channels to run a couple of happy thought waterfall engines in my main dining room (which needs some more tables...I should really get to work on that), but got fed up with the endless string of idiots wandering in and cancelling jobs due to dangerous terrain. So I built floors over them. Including the squares I was pumping from. Oops.
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