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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21360 on: March 29, 2012, 01:43:35 pm »

I tried again, and i got off nicely.
Tough my dwarves put the caravan on damn frozen murky pool, the only thing that i lost is a barrel of rum.
Miners are diggin out nicely, everything will go right, i hope. hell, what am i even saying? this is dwarf fortress. it wont go right.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21361 on: March 29, 2012, 02:01:02 pm »

known fact about vampires.
btw, notice that button top right of your post? not quote. Modify. Avoids double postings.

And how did the goblin luring go?

Ah sorry, I am the forum noob :(

Luring worked, my macelord is now sporting holes everywhere but I have some decent medics. Drew the filthy green horde into my killing rooms and just hit them with everything I had. There are still forces on the surface, but at least immigrants have a chance at running for it now :)
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21362 on: March 29, 2012, 02:07:13 pm »

Need some kind of ethic token for nudity. Because ponies do not normally wear clothes.

Coincidentally, got my first Macabre mood just now.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21363 on: March 29, 2012, 02:09:46 pm »

I've got a small swarm of 12 large roaches in my fortress. Yes a swarm. They're all in a 6x4 rectangle. Never seen that before in fortress mode. They're 2 z-levels deep and my two tomcats are right in the middle happily biting away.

16 large roaches are already dead.*Kenshiro points menacingly* I've seen adventurers disturb nests of large roaches, but not in fortress mode.

TO BATTLE, MY CATS !

Edit : After the battle... i mean slaughter, it seems that in two tiles my cats have killed so much large roaches that there are a few spatterings of large roach ichor on the ground

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21364 on: March 29, 2012, 02:48:31 pm »

Razorpacked has a new mayor.  I didn't even notice until she prohibited the export of battle axes.  Then I checked the nobility screen, and sure enough, she wants an office, so I'll probably have to kick the old expedition leader (now just manager) out of his royal throne room.  (Really just 3×3, but with an artifact table and an artifact throne.)  She's also new enough that she doesn't have any quarters at all.

Then I check her preferences to see whether future mandates might cause problems; drums could, but I'm not sure whether alunite and spoilerite would in this version (34.04).  But what's this?

Spoiler: Civilizations (click to show/hide)

Oh, no.

So I check the missing units list and the health status screen; no problems at all except for the wax worker's old leg wound.  Even his infection has cleared up.  So maybe there isn't a problem after all.

Nevertheless, it might still be worthwhile to send her down to seal the caverns.  So I check her relationships; a husband and fourteen children, but none of them in the fort.  Only passing acquaintances with a few of my citizens.  On a whim, I hit view on her deity: Amug, who takes the form of a female dwarf and is associated with lies.  Who has cursed two vampires and two weremonsters, none of them named Meng.  Nor are any of the listed worshippers, but from looking at the deities in other dwarf relationship pages, that doesn't seem abnormal.

So I go to check her skills in Therapist, and ... she's not there.  There's an Endok Mondűlmelbil who seems to match; the great building designer skill is particularly hard to miss.  Half a dozen other useful skills, including two medical, and a dozen more unselected, but only in dyeing and architecture is she best in the fort.  Endok, it turns out, does match one of the vampires in Amug's list.  To the caverns it is.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21365 on: March 29, 2012, 02:58:31 pm »

All kids kidnapped by goblins - no problem, I can receive migrants. But it looks that I embarked as dead civilisation...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21366 on: March 29, 2012, 03:19:07 pm »

An FB appeared, fought some Dwarfs, died. One of the Dwarfs, a wrestler/axedwarf-in-training named Urist was thrown in the underground water, got out, lost her hand during the fight. She then rushed upwards to the hospital while I looked for someone to take on doctor duties; I already had a CMD with adequate diagnostics but that Dwarf doesn't like helping others much, so I looked for someone who likes helping others, instead, I found a wood burner who had "she is truly fulfilled when helping those in need" in her list. Gave her all healthcare and she fixed Urist up so quickly that Urist's walk from the cavern took longer than the actual doctoring process. Sweet.
Another FB came and died but the poisonous vapors off this one caused three Dwarf melee-militia and one war dog (pet of the captain) to suffocate because they were bruised and blistered everywhere. Afore mentioned Urist and an axedwarf named Monom are the sole survivors of that group.  :'(
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21367 on: March 29, 2012, 03:37:59 pm »

Miners seem to inexplicably sometimes... umm, drop their clothes on the ground as they go to return the pick.

I guess that's why it's called...
*don shades*
...strip mining.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21368 on: March 29, 2012, 03:46:19 pm »

Im getting beached orcas so im 1 month in and already have 2000 meat :P
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21369 on: March 29, 2012, 05:02:24 pm »

Miners seem to inexplicably sometimes... umm, drop their clothes on the ground as they go to return the pick.

I guess that's why it's called...
*don shades*
...strip mining.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!
Not only miners, a carpenter/woodworker-y fellow of mine did the same. I thought that it was because I'd forbade everything in the cavern at first, but when I unforbade everything he still just went for new clothes and the older ones were no longer considered his.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21370 on: March 29, 2012, 05:05:47 pm »

My pimpmaster now has a fancy platinum hammer decorated in with dogbone. and gold armor with mule bone decor.

I care not its effectiveness, it is the most awesomely impractical soldier I've ever equipped.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21371 on: March 29, 2012, 05:07:10 pm »

The armor's not great, but that's a hammer of mass destruction.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21372 on: March 29, 2012, 05:10:43 pm »

The armor's not great, but that's a hammer of mass destruction.

Exactly. I wanted one soldier to run on pure Rule of Cool: Would you want to be a goblin lasher facing down an enraged trancing alcoholic midget in shining golden armor with a hammer made of one of the most vaulable and dense metals available? HOnestly if I had goblin and elf bones I would have decorated his armor with that instead. And maybe stud his golden Scutum (Roman legionarie's square shield) with silver.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21373 on: March 29, 2012, 05:24:25 pm »

Ahahaha, epic.  Dwarven traders just came onto my screen, which is a few blocks away from the edge of a volcano.

Within 2 seconds, one of their yaks goes berserk for no apparent reason, and gores one of the caravan guards, who then attempts to limp away desperately, leaving a trail of blood.  Unfortunately, he limps toward the volcano, and the yak then runs over and attacks again, causing him to fall to a fiery death.

Absolutely no provocation.  This game rocks.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #21374 on: March 29, 2012, 05:39:56 pm »

nrgh. Just got butt-raeped by a combo of unconscious-inducing rain and a flock of undead ravens.
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