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JoshuaFH

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Re: Submarine blueprints
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2009, 11:31:22 am »

psst, great job Stormbringer, you will rise through the organization quickly. Once the submarine is complete, we will begin the assault on old man gary's house boat at 5968 starting at beta alpha omega centauri. Bring your necronomicon.
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Re: Submarine blueprints
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2009, 11:54:10 am »

ahh, the internet, where all that you need to aquire the blueprints of war-capable submarines is an email account
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2009, 06:16:16 am »

Isn't there a group in Germany who made a couple private submarines?
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2009, 06:28:43 am »

I dunno, but there was a drug cartel in Colombia that almost managed to build a Kilo class they'd bought the plans for.  Could have transported 100 tons of cocaine, provided it slipped through America's unimaginably vast Cold War legacy defense systems.

The amazing part was that it was being built in pieces in a village 4000 feet above sea level.
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2009, 06:35:51 am »

I dunno, but there was a drug cartel in Colombia that almost managed to build a Kilo class they'd bought the plans for.  Could have transported 100 tons of cocaine, provided it slipped through America's unimaginably vast Cold War legacy defense systems.

The amazing part was that it was being built in pieces in a village 4000 feet above sea level.

How'd they plan to get it to the water? throw a tarp over it and put it on a semi?

Ya know, I've heard of the war on drugs and those special helicopters with snipers in them shooting out the engines of speed boats that are trying to smuggle drugs in. What sort of defense do we have against submarines?
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Re: Submarine blueprints
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2009, 06:44:19 am »

I dunno, but there was a drug cartel in Colombia that almost managed to build a Kilo class they'd bought the plans for.  Could have transported 100 tons of cocaine, provided it slipped through America's unimaginably vast Cold War legacy defense systems.

The amazing part was that it was being built in pieces in a village 4000 feet above sea level.

How'd they plan to get it to the water? throw a tarp over it and put it on a semi?

Ya know, I've heard of the war on drugs and those special helicopters with snipers in them shooting out the engines of speed boats that are trying to smuggle drugs in. What sort of defense do we have against submarines?

The fucking navy.
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2009, 07:06:02 am »

I seriously doubt that several effeminate ethnic stereotypes are going to be all that effective against a submarine.
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2009, 07:08:35 am »

Several effeminate ethnic stereotypes with depthcharges, however...
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2009, 12:51:11 pm »

Not to mention the other submarines...
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Re: Submarine blueprints
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2009, 01:04:48 pm »

 Then there was that test on dolphins delivering explosive payloads onto ships...
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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2009, 03:09:56 pm »

Didn't that get stopped? And I wonder why...
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