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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #585 on: March 31, 2011, 03:15:07 pm »

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #586 on: March 31, 2011, 03:48:30 pm »

More travesties:

[DEMANDA, GIANTAXES] — I demanda giant axes!

[ATTACK:KICK:BITUMINOTAUR] — Beware the Bituminotaur.

[IMMOLATE:BODYPART:2:PEACEFUL_INTRODUCTS] — That sounds quite peaceful.

[OCEAN_CLOWNFISHITE] — Other type of spoiler metal.

[WAGON_PROCESSER] — A machine for processing wagons.

[IGNITE_TYPE:THOUGHT] — A tag for pyrokinesis.

[WAGONFLY] — Another weird nightmare-provoking insect.

[NAME:SWORDFISHERMAN:craftsdwarven still tag length] — Fishing with a sword sounds awesome.

[MOUNTAIN_LITTLE:VIOLENT] — That is a part of an elven curse. "You mountain little violent- AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!"

[SOUNDHOG] — Previously unknown subspecies of groundhogs.

[DIGGER_GRIZZLY] — Miner grizzlies?
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #587 on: March 31, 2011, 03:56:26 pm »

[SOUNDHOG] — Previously unknown subspecies of groundhogs.
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #588 on: March 31, 2011, 05:54:24 pm »




[INORGANICKEL]

[TENSITY:8000000]

[IMPACTURE:5]

[SHEAT:210]

[MATE:METAL_TEMS_METAL]

[MELTING_YIELD:385]

[SOLID:molten pig ironze]

[BENDING_POINT:12000]

[TORSION_RANGED]

[STATE_NAME_ADJ:GAS:boiling tinum]

[STATE_NAME_ADJ:LIQUID_DENSITY:23]
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[INORGANIC:PEWTERIAL_TEMS_SCALED]

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   [SOLID:lay platine source
   [ITEMS_BARRED]

[LIQUID:molten alues untin]


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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #589 on: March 31, 2011, 09:20:22 pm »


[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?


Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #590 on: March 31, 2011, 10:12:37 pm »


[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?


Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.

You mean like politicians? Or like Joseph Pujol?
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #591 on: April 01, 2011, 11:20:58 am »

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[POPULAR]

[ATTACK_CHEEP]

[STAN:1:CINNAME:llamas:llama:llamas:llama cheese]

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #592 on: April 01, 2011, 11:49:53 am »

[LIKES_SOCKS:2]
      [REQUIRED_REACTION]
   [PERMITTED_JOB:SIEGER]
[WEAPON:ITEM_PANTS]
      [DUTY_BOAT]

   [PANTS_PANTS_PRETENSION]
      [RESPONSIBILITIA_CAP_DIPLOMATS]
      [APPOINTED_JOB:METALCRAFTER]
   [ARMOR:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS:COMMON]


[ENTITY:MILITARY_SCREEN_ONLY_IF_GOOD:0]


   [CULL]
   [WEAPON_FLAIL]
      [APPOINTED_JOB:PUMP_OPERATEGY]

   [SHOES:ITEM_SHOES:ITEM_WEAPON_SPOUSE_EVIL:0]


   [CREATURE_ANIMAL_CARVER]
      [NAME_MAKING]
   [BIOME_SUPPORT:ANY_SHRUBLAND_EXTRACTOR]
   [PERMITTED_BOXES:1]
   [ETHIC:TORTURE:CAVE]
[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]

[USE_EVIL]

[HELM:ITEM_TOOL:ITEM_PANTS_GREAVER]
   [ETHIC:LYING:STANDS:2]
      [NAME_WAR]
   [SELECTOR]


      [AMBUSHERMAN]
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #593 on: April 01, 2011, 12:19:44 pm »

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]

I know the elves won't be happy.

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #594 on: April 01, 2011, 12:38:04 pm »

[ETHIC:TORTURE_FOREST:COMMON]

I know the elves won't be happy.

Note the [CULL] and [USE_EVIL]. Whoever is doing that must really hate forests...
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #595 on: April 01, 2011, 04:37:10 pm »


[UTTERANCE_MOUTH] - Well, where else can it come from?


Some people are said to talk out there asses, so there you go.

I was thinking of politicians :D  Not sure who that dude is; I'll need to goggle him.
You mean like politicians? Or like Joseph Pujol?
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #596 on: April 01, 2011, 04:38:28 pm »

[AMBUSHERMAN]
If that ever became a TV show I'd be so happy.
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #597 on: April 01, 2011, 04:56:21 pm »

GE:abo]
   [PET_EXOTIC]
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   [BODY_SIZE:10:WHITE]
   [BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:10000:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:saw:

Urist McDwarf cancels disrespect his own life:  trapped by Jigsaw

CCOLOR_DRESS:PUNISH_SEED:2500]
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   [ATTED_REACT_SYMBOL:BACK_VER]
   [SELECT_SYMBOL:ALLIST]
   [WORLD_COLOR:BY_CATER]
   [ETHIC:KILL:CLAY_PUZZLEBOX]
   [PERMITTERRATEGORY:EYE_GOLD:bor]


      [T_WORKSCREACTIONS]
      [SELECT_SYMBOL:SINE_SUPPORT:CREACTION:NIC]
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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #598 on: April 01, 2011, 06:52:40 pm »


   [WET][DRY][BIOME:STRUCTURAL_PLURAL_TEMPLANT_MATE:SUBTER][ADJ:dimple]
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   [BIOME:birchestnut pronglant_stably seedlenut]
   [NAME:ALL_SOLID:whip wine]
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   [NAME:NOT_FREE_TILE_VERMIN]
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   [CASTERS]

[PREFSTRING:resonant badger cubs]
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[CREATHER]


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A Kea has stolen a coke!

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Re: RAW travesties: You are the [COMMANDERER]
« Reply #599 on: April 02, 2011, 04:21:59 am »

[CHAIN_OF_THE_GUARDS]

[SKULKING:PERSONAL_FOR_FAT]

[COMMANDER_FAT]

[ART_BIOME:NOT_FOR_COAL_TO_COKE]

[TWO_HANGINGS:COMMON]

[RULES_FROM_LOCAL_BANDIDATE_MAKING]

[VARIABLE_POPULATION:HAMMER_WAR]

[LEATHER:PUNISHMENTS]

[TOOL_USE:FOOD_PLACEHOLDER_FARMINES_CHAUSSE:UNTHINKABLE]

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this means that a donation of 30 dollars to a developer that did not deliver would equal 4.769*10^-14 hitlers stolen from you
that's like half a femtohitler
and that is terrible
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