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Author Topic: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)  (Read 22208 times)

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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #240 on: February 21, 2010, 12:32:39 pm »

Manfred completely forgets he is actually a peasant himself, strides out the door and continues on his way. A little while later, he finds a copper bracelet.

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The enemy party begins closing in on Cheddarius. Now that they are closer, he can tell there are about three people in the party.

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The old hag laughs. "They're just forgetting that I'm the only midwife for miles. Now listen, if you get rid of those boys, I'll give you a couple of my potions, for free. Don't come back inside until you do, understand?"

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Strife is standing around, staring cross-eyed at the dirt, when he is suddenly bitten by a radioactive rat! He screams as he mutates horribly into... another human being. He is now Mirage.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #241 on: February 21, 2010, 12:36:57 pm »

> run
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #242 on: February 21, 2010, 12:39:03 pm »

Could You put me on the waiting list?
Cynefrid's the name.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #243 on: February 21, 2010, 12:52:19 pm »

Woo hoo!  I survive, and I get loot.

Identify the use of my white potion by dipping the bracelet into it.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #244 on: February 21, 2010, 01:03:10 pm »

I'll walk back outside and take a look at how many peasants there are rioting outside the door.

"You all do remember that the women in here is the only mid-wife for miles right?"
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #245 on: February 21, 2010, 03:29:06 pm »

"And Len Handraker, did yon hag not cure thy hammertoe last Reaping? And thou, Fred Turnipeater, is thine sow no longer as barren as a Public House on Sunday morning? And Grope Haventany, thy son is no longer a sullen wastrel eating thee out of house and home."
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #246 on: February 21, 2010, 03:39:11 pm »

"And Len Handraker, did yon hag not cure thy hammertoe last Reaping? And thou, Fred Turnipeater, is thine sow no longer as barren as a Public House on Sunday morning? And Grope Haventany, thy son is no longer a sullen wastrel eating thee out of house and home."

uhh.. I could have sworn I wondered off on my own?
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #247 on: February 21, 2010, 05:20:20 pm »

"And Len Handraker, did yon hag not cure thy hammertoe last Reaping? And thou, Fred Turnipeater, is thine sow no longer as barren as a Public House on Sunday morning? And Grope Haventany, thy son is no longer a sullen wastrel eating thee out of house and home."

uhh.. I could have sworn I wondered off on my own?
He's dead.

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Mission walks outside and reminds the men of her status. They shuffle uncomfortably, and cough, then one of them says, "Well, she's still a witch! We have to burn her! She's a sin against God!" There is a murmur of agreement, but then it dies down. They look at each other worriedly.

He spots about 10 of them.

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Frelock dips his bracelet into the white potion. Nothing happens.

Suddenly, he hears a rustling in the woods!

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Cheddarius runs for his life. The soldiers quickly give chase. They can run faster than he can, loaded down with armor.
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #248 on: February 21, 2010, 05:23:39 pm »

> keep running
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #249 on: February 21, 2010, 06:03:39 pm »

"So this nice lady in here helps deliver your children from god to you and you think her a witch? What all mighty proof you must have that she is a witch, go ahead and bring such proof forward if you have such proof at all!"
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #250 on: February 21, 2010, 08:25:23 pm »

Let's see if she weighs less than a duck!
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #251 on: February 22, 2010, 01:20:54 am »

Well, put the bracelet on anyways.

Investigate the rustle!
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #252 on: February 23, 2010, 01:03:06 am »

Well, put the bracelet on anyways.

Investigate the rustle!

Suddenly, a man emerges from the bushes! He's wearing your army's insignia and identifies himself as Diablous. He says he ran away alone, and is wondering if he could join your group.

> keep running
You manage to keep your distance, but they're closing in fast.

"So this nice lady in here helps deliver your children from god to you and you think her a witch? What all mighty proof you must have that she is a witch, go ahead and bring such proof forward if you have such proof at all!"
The men seem even more uncomfortable. They mutter amongst themselves, and one of them says, "Well... all these bad things have been happening..."
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #253 on: February 23, 2010, 08:12:30 am »

>*Strikes a menacing pose, while raising an eyebrow*

>"Oh, tell me of these bad things"
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Re: Foot Soldiers V2 (waiting list, don't worry, we die fast)
« Reply #254 on: February 23, 2010, 11:43:04 am »

"Why, Rudyard Moonfleur's goiter has grow three sizes this week alone! And Hyssol Rumpincher's hayloft smells of a tannery!"
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