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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2010, 06:21:52 pm »

But...but...tha-*BOOM*

Really though, it shows the mindset of a Dwarf Fortress player that when running for you life from a 30-foot tall animate bronze statue, your first reaction to a horde of fluffy bunnies is to grab some and stuff them in your backpack. What was the colossus a statue of, anyway? Because if it was an elf, I think we know why this happened.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2010, 06:30:28 pm »

But...but...tha-*BOOM*

Really though, it shows the mindset of a Dwarf Fortress player that when running for you life from a 30-foot tall animate bronze statue, your first reaction to a horde of fluffy bunnies is to grab some and stuff them in your backpack. What was the colossus a statue of, anyway? Because if it was an elf, I think we know why this happened.

I don't think colossi have different appearances. They're all the same, only creating a statue of something when they die.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2010, 06:32:09 pm »

But...but...tha-*BOOM*

Really though, it shows the mindset of a Dwarf Fortress player that when running for you life from a 30-foot tall animate bronze statue, your first reaction to a horde of fluffy bunnies is to grab some and stuff them in your backpack. What was the colossus a statue of, anyway? Because if it was an elf, I think we know why this happened.

I don't think colossi have different appearances. They're all the same, only creating a statue of something when they die.
...I know, but I'd like to make a joke of what ever absurd thing it was a statue of.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2010, 01:38:34 am »

But...but...tha-*BOOM*

Really though, it shows the mindset of a Dwarf Fortress player that when running for you life from a 30-foot tall animate bronze statue, your first reaction to a horde of fluffy bunnies is to grab some and stuff them in your backpack. What was the colossus a statue of, anyway? Because if it was an elf, I think we know why this happened.

I don't think colossi have different appearances. They're all the same, only creating a statue of something when they die.

You'd think they drop a statue of a BRONZE COLOSSUS, at least.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2010, 05:55:00 pm »

Wambler beats Colossus, Cat beats Wambler, Colossus beats Cat.  Its dwarven rock/paper/scissors!
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2010, 10:28:55 pm »

But...but...tha-*BOOM*

Really though, it shows the mindset of a Dwarf Fortress player that when running for you life from a 30-foot tall animate bronze statue, your first reaction to a horde of fluffy bunnies is to grab some and stuff them in your backpack. What was the colossus a statue of, anyway? Because if it was an elf, I think we know why this happened.

I don't think colossi have different appearances. They're all the same, only creating a statue of something when they die.
...I know, but I'd like to make a joke of what ever absurd thing it was a statue of.

It was some elf king. I don't remember. So yeah, his head simply disconnected itself from his body to avoid having the wambler smash into its neck xD

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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2010, 10:39:25 pm »

It was some elf king.

Yes! I would like the court to recognize the record as showing that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2010, 02:52:28 pm »

It was cacame.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2010, 03:53:21 pm »

It was cacame.
YOU KILLED CACAME!
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2010, 03:58:14 pm »

(^ Southpark reference XD)

Anyway, Cacame just put all his weakness (Mostly being a elf) in a statue and kept all the badassery. That was just a walking manifestation of his shittyness.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2010, 04:00:58 pm »

(^ Southpark reference XD)
no, not really.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2010, 10:05:06 pm »

(^ Southpark reference XD)
no, not really.
Ya rly. You meaning it or not, its similarities between "you killed kenny!" instantly brought up southpark in my mind. Sorry.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2010, 12:22:07 am »

I broke a wolf's teeth out and then threw snow at it until it died of blood loss.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2010, 12:25:53 am »

(^ Southpark reference XD)
no, not really.
Ya rly. You meaning it or not, its similarities between "you killed kenny!" instantly brought up southpark in my mind. Sorry.
Just because it reminded you of south park doesn't mean it was a south park reference.
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Re: I killed a bronze colossus, and you'll never guess how
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2010, 02:15:07 am »

(^ Southpark reference XD)
no, not really.
Ya rly. You meaning it or not, its similarities between "you killed kenny!" instantly brought up southpark in my mind. Sorry.
Just because it reminded you of south park doesn't mean it was a south park reference.
Your absolutely right. I shall never advertise false references again, sir.
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