Dear former Militia Commander:
Please stop complaining that you cannot pick up your baby due to injuries. We
know you've lost your right hand. And your baby is dead anyway. Seriously, stop pleading for your dead baby, it's
making friends with distrubing everyone nearby...
...Did you just give birth? Okay, stop complaining about that baby too...
...and now you've died of dehydration. *sigh* Fine.
Dear Haulers:
Please toss Mrs. McFormerCommander's corpse over the refuse cliff, alongside the partial skeleton of her first child.
Dear Engravers:
Please engrave a slab for Mrs. McFormerCommander.
Dear Mrs. McNewCommander:
Thank you for not bleating endlessly about not being able to hold your baby, unlike your predecessor. However, you probably should have kept a better eye on your baby. Otherwise, if we all live long enough, you'll have to face your child in battle, as he has been taken as a war slave as he was wandering outside the village wall.
Dear everyone else:
Look, I know everyone has lost friends lately, from battle, to injuries, to infections, to Mrs. McFormerCommander over there. But, that new meeting hall won't build itself. Get to it.
Dear Goblins:
Seriously, a quadruple ambush? It's not like we have much of value, only tamed fluffly wamblers and captured fairies no one seems to want to adopt(despite modding to allow it).
Dear everyone:
Please. Adopt a fairy today. Otherwise, I'll sell them to some elven kid who will probably use them as an instant-heal-on-death. And we don't want the elf to survive.
Dear Archers #1, 2, and 3,
WHEN I TELL YOU TO KILL THAT THIEVING GOBLIN I DO NOT MEAN RUN INSIDE THE FORTRESS, BECAUSE OF YOU HE GOT AWAY. YOU'RE LUCKY I DON;T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Sincerely,
Your shoutY overseer
this is why giant serrated blades are epic.
thief comes in, gets shredded, nothing, not even a 'Thief protect the horde' thing
Don't kobold thieves have [TRAPAVOID]? They've been waltzing through my traps without repercussion for ages (on the other hand that tag doesn't do very much against axedwarves carrying *steel axes*).
They do, but goblin thieves do not.