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[Neonivek]

Toady One
ThreeToe
And which ever Bay12ver that has a solar powered panasonic toughbook.

Toughbook?

I have to admit that sounds better then what I would have wanted from panasonic

[Tack]

Well, if we're gonna be like that.

I'd bring Janet, WorkerDrone, and Jackrabbit.

Mostly so Jack and I can talk and face the ocean No Matter What We Hear.

[Jackrabbit]

So you'd bring them along specifically so you could ignore the fact that you brought them along?

[Neonivek]

While we are at it I'll bring a mansion with servants and plently of supplies (and a generator) with tons of guards.

And none of you can visit!

[Tack]

So you'd bring them along specifically so you could ignore the fact that you brought them along?

No, Jackrabbit. I'm implying that if I brought them along, as a favor to them both, they'd both ignore the fact that We came along.

IF U NO WAT I MEAN LOL <(^.^)">

[Jackrabbit]

If we ever get stranded on this island, it's under my terms, okay?

[Neonivek]

If we ever get stranded on this island, it's under my terms, okay?

What do you mean? why wouldn't you want to be on this island?

Ignoring that it is quickly running out of space. I swear we have more characters then Lord of the Flies.

[Renault]

If we ever get stranded on this island, it's under my terms, okay?

What do you mean? why wouldn't you want to be on this island?

Ignoring that it is quickly running out of space. I swear we have more characters then Lord of the Flies.

I once lost half a point on a test because I said Sam and Eric were two separate characters.
Man I hate those kids that kid.

[Aqizzar]

Everyone seems to want to bring along Aqizzar, Nikov. Apart from those people who love hearing the sound of heated political discussion I think bringing either of you precludes the other.

I just said I'd have my rifle. I'd restrain my discussion with Aquizzar to very short retorts. One, maybe two at most.

Also you just told everyone you're willing to kill people who disagree with you. That's another thing.

You know that thing I say sometimes about how nobody gets my jokes?

Hearing crickets instead of laughter doesn't necessarily mean nobody understood the joke.  You're also joking about killing me, I don't find that funny.

I find it goddamn hilarious.

[Nikov]

Everyone seems to want to bring along Aqizzar, Nikov. Apart from those people who love hearing the sound of heated political discussion I think bringing either of you precludes the other.

I just said I'd have my rifle. I'd restrain my discussion with Aquizzar to very short retorts. One, maybe two at most.

Also you just told everyone you're willing to kill people who disagree with you. That's another thing.

You know that thing I say sometimes about how nobody gets my jokes?

Oh, no, I got the joke. I just made another one because I am a vain, selfish person.

Likewise.

[Tack]

Everyone seems to want to bring along Aqizzar, Nikov. Apart from those people who love hearing the sound of heated political discussion I think bringing either of you precludes the other.

I just said I'd have my rifle. I'd restrain my discussion with Aquizzar to very short retorts. One, maybe two at most.

Also you just told everyone you're willing to kill people who disagree with you. That's another thing.

You know that thing I say sometimes about how nobody gets my jokes?

You're also joking about killing me, I don't find that funny.

I find it goddamn hilarious.

And suddenly Nikov's joke made me burst out laughing.

Not really. It was Aqizzar's response.


But yeah, Nikov, your joke reminded me too much of 'Marry, 'twas a sharp retort'

Anyone Get the Reference?

[Jackrabbit]

You see, a retort as in a receptacle used by alchemists, you know, yes, right, and also a retort as an insulting response to a... yes...

[Aqizzar]

By the way folks, the normal literary-wank term for a rifle being fired is a "report" not a "retort".

[Nikov]

Yes, but report wouldn't work in the context, so I opted for a pun.

[Tack]

I guess I'll have to take this queue then. Geez.

You see, a retort as in a receptacle used by alchemists, you know, yes, right, and also a retort as an insulting response to a... yes...

Ohohohoh, and what makes it even funnier is that it was actually an alembic.


Anyway.
It was punfunny, but in a thoughtful way.
How about just saying 'Any issues will be dealt with by me shooting people'.

Much more likely to get cheap laughs.
Cheaper?

"Any issues will be dealt with, by me shooting people in the face."

CHEAPER?

"Any issues will be dealt with by giving them Doublicious Double Downs Burgers! Oh, MAAAAAAAAAN. But seriously, totally shoot you in the balls."

CHEEEEEAAAPER!?

"ANY ISSUES WILL BE ADDRESSED BY MY 'GUN'. IN YOU! AHAHAHAHA!"

CAN IT GET ANY CHEAPER? YES IT CAN!

"... SEX!"