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Total Members Voted: 49

[Hanslanda]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

What a surprise!

[misko27]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I laughed.

Careful there, Cocytus is the worst, frozen in place for all existance. An actual death.


Focus on decreasing your wrath, and maybe we can meet up in the Malebolge (assuming I fail to get to Purgatory). Hanslanda, you too. Go to church once in a blue moon. My circle of hell has serpents!

[Hanslanda]

Someone just told me to go to church. Urge. To. Kill. Rising.

[misko27]

Someone just told me to go to church. Urge. To. Kill. Rising.

But then I will be all alone in the Malebolge!


Fine, I'll just got to church more myself and stop being such and sociopath and get to Purgatory. Being a heretic is at least 75x worse then Lies and slander apparently.

[mcclay]

I personally like my endless battles and mud, reminds me of 40k.

[Cthulhu]

I did that one a while ago, I don't feel like redoing it.  I was Dis, as usual.  I think it's designed so pretty much anyone who actively disbelieves and doesn't pussyfoot around it will end up in Dis.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, you can't get much more heretical than "the Christian God does not exist".

[misko27]

I did that one a while ago, I don't feel like redoing it.  I was Dis, as usual.  I think it's designed so pretty much anyone who actively disbelieves and doesn't pussyfoot around it will end up in Dis.

Exactly. Which is why I will be chillinz in Heavens wit mah bitchez whll y'all be groanin an moanin.

[mcclay]

I took it again and got pretty much the same result. Apparently I'm unavaricious as fuck though. Also appranetly I'm treasonous, funny considering loyalty is one of the things I prize most...

[Leatra]

I did that one a while ago, I don't feel like redoing it.  I was Dis, as usual.  I think it's designed so pretty much anyone who actively disbelieves and doesn't pussyfoot around it will end up in Dis.

Exactly. Which is why I will be chillinz in Heavens wit mah bitchez whll y'all be groanin an moanin.

Damn, believers are getting all the booty! My 40 virgins plan is over too. We should all start a Church of Unbelievers or something. If we can find a loophole, we can qualify as believers.

[Aqizzar]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Well, I would have expected I'd be joining the swinging party in Dis, where the fun never stops because God DGAF, but apparently I'll be spending eternity throwing punches in the trailer park outside.  Damn.

[Vector]

OH COME ON

. . . VIRGIN POWER

Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2    Lustful    Very Low
Level 3    Gluttonous    Low
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Very Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Low
Level 7    Violent    Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low

[misko27]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8 - The Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Well, I would have expected I'd be joining the swinging party in Dis, where the fun never stops because God DGAF, but apparently I'll be spending eternity throwing punches in the trailer park outside.  Damn.

OH COME ON

. . . VIRGIN POWER

Purgatory    Repenting Believers    Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo    Virtuous Non-Believers    Very High
Level 2    Lustful    Very Low
Level 3    Gluttonous    Low
Level 4    Prodigal and Avaricious    Very Low
Level 5    Wrathful and Gloomy    Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis    Heretics    Low
Level 7    Violent    Low
Level 8 - The Malebolge    Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers    Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus    Treacherous    Low

Damnit. We need more peoples in the Malebolge.

[Leatra]

City of Dis can kick Malebolge's ass any time. We win by sheer numbers.

[Max White]

As accurate today as it was back then...

Ha!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge
Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Low
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - Very High
Level 7 - Moderate
Level 8 - Very High
Level 9 - Moderate