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Highest Irrelevant American Third-Party Result (Major Party Results Will Be Bullied)

Socialist
- 16 (32%)
Green
- 8 (16%)
Peace and Freedom
- 2 (4%)
Democratic
- 1 (2%)
Transhumanist
- 11 (22%)
Libertarian
- 8 (16%)
Republican
- 2 (4%)
Constitution
- 2 (4%)

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Re: Shit, let's be Yet Another Political Axis Test
« Reply #5115 on: May 03, 2017, 12:37:55 pm »

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/how-autistic-are-you
Got a 4.
I also got a 4, though some of the questions were kind of weird or somewhat unapplicable... I am quite deaf, for one thing, so I'm rarely the first to notice sounds. :P
Word. I live alone, so for me if I wasn't the first one it'd be strange.
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Re: Shit, let's be Yet Another Political Axis Test
« Reply #5116 on: May 03, 2017, 02:48:43 pm »


I figured the conversation was taking a sharp turn for the pedantic and nobody wanted to read it in this thread.

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Re: Shit, let's be Yet Another Political Axis Test
« Reply #5117 on: May 03, 2017, 08:36:23 pm »

Spoiler: pedantry cont. (click to show/hide)
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Re: Shit, let's be Yet Another Political Axis Test
« Reply #5118 on: May 03, 2017, 09:12:36 pm »

Economics Axis: Socialist
Equality: 87.2% / Markets 12.8%

Diplomatic Axis: Peaceful
Nation: 28.2% / World: 71.8%

Civil Axis: Liberal
Liberty: 71.2% / Authority 28.8%

Societal Axis: Revolutionary
Tradition: 7.1% / Progress: 92.9%

Result: Libertarian Socialism

Almost dead on with MSH yet again.
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Re: Shit, let's be Yet Another Political Axis Test
« Reply #5119 on: May 03, 2017, 09:28:39 pm »

At this point the only thing that surprises me is that the percentages didn't match exactly.

Oh, except that the diplomatic axis does match exactly.
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Re: Shit, let's be AmeriPol Special Edition
« Reply #5120 on: May 25, 2017, 02:11:43 am »

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So, as you may have heard, Donald Trump is the President. While we've covered Trump once before in the Shit Let's Be Thread, it was in the context of reflection on one's place in the brave new America, and not searching for secret psychic powers amongst the forum by predicting the future.

A group of 14 scenarios were defined in an article by Nate Thallium a few months ago, and yesterday were updated. I pose to you the same question from the updated chat:

Which among these scenarios do you think is the most likely to be dominant in March 2019?
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Re: Shit, let's be AmeriPol Special Edition
« Reply #5121 on: May 25, 2017, 02:31:40 am »

Libertarian Socialist
Socialist: 83.5%
Internationalist: 76.1%
Libertarian: 84.6%
Very Progressive: 88.6%

Only surprise is I'm not revolutionary.  I wonder what MZ did to get that.  I kind of rushed through it, though, and probably interpreted some of the questions not as intended.
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Re: Shit, let's be AmeriPol Special Edition
« Reply #5122 on: May 25, 2017, 11:03:17 am »

Well some of those scenarios (8 and 12) are already happening. Of those that will end Trump's actual impact, I'd say that ceding power is the most likely. Power is already sort of fleeing from him, so all that's needed is someone else to take the role with Trump's approval. Kushner seems to be the one with the most of the latter, last I've heard.
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Re: Shit, let's be AmeriPol Special Edition
« Reply #5123 on: December 15, 2017, 03:57:18 am »

I'm in the middle of an insomniac period so guess what bois it's time for more

FUCKING

POLITICS

TESTS

IN [CURRENT_YEAR]


Here it is, it's like the political compass but not dumb shit designed to brainwash you into thinking you should vote for Gary Johnson

MY RESULTS aw fuck I forgot I was pretending not to be an anarchist communist, guess the physical removal death squads are coming for me now.

Not sure what all the feminism results are about, there was only like one question on gender and I just answered "no" to "are you a misogynist asshole and/or delusional about the state of women's rights". This test may not be wholly unbiased.

I do like my worst ideologies though. "You hate people who want religion to run society, think the left and the right secretly believe the same things and are just confused without their guidance, and Ronald Reagan's entire goddamn life". Though why Reagan gets pictured for paleoconservatives instead of neoconservatives I can't imagine. Oh, there is no neoconservative. Or standard conservative.

Who the fuck made this list?

No poll for this one because the ideology list isn't in alphabetical order why space god letting you all roleplay as incredibly specific types of fascists and tankies is such a terrible idea that even I, who has only ever abused having threadmaking powers, know it as a bridge too far.
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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5124 on: December 15, 2017, 04:24:49 am »

Apparently I am some kind of free market loving ecological radical?

results?

I do seem to be highly opposed to paleoconservatism, however they have that defined.
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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5125 on: December 15, 2017, 04:26:58 am »

Congrats wierd, on your burning desire to...uh...put contraceptive drugs in poor people's water?

I'm getting the impression this is going to be an interesting one for the half-cocked directions it takes people's answers in.
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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5126 on: December 15, 2017, 04:29:49 am »

For many of their questions, I answered "somewhat" favored, or opposed, as I feel there are devils in details that go against going whole hog. I suspect that it graded these answers very obtusely.

For instance, the "Communism is a failed idea" question.  Do they mean-- Soviet communism? Do they mean-- Swedish socialism? Do they mean-- Chinese communism?  Because those are all under that umbrella, BUT VERY DIFFERENT THINGS, and some of the ideas in those individual implementations are well worth further exploration, and even adoption--- just not whole hog. (Especially not russian or chinese variants!-- Swedish socialism looks very appealing, but has features that are not really compatible with the US's mainstream culture, and would thus need revision or slow adoption-- Devil in the details type things.)

Then there is all those questions harping on personal property.  I take the position that shelter and security are at the base of Maslow's hierarchy of needs for very important reasons. Personal ownership confers a degree of mental safety, as one can feel secure in their physical environs at that location (even if it is just illusory)-- Take that away, and it promotes a large increase in the incidence rates of social anxiety related conditions, which is detrimental to human health, both physical and mental. Placing control over people's physical ability to have a place to stay into the hands of disconnected politicians has never ended well. For those reasons I am in favor of some form of private ownership of property, but also am in favor of legal requirements for proper stewardship of that property. (EG, you dont get to dump nuclear waste, even it if *IS* your own back yard.)  This is probably why it rates me high on the "Free market" bullshit.
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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5127 on: December 15, 2017, 04:34:09 am »

... Shit, I'm a classical marxist above all, but also anarcha-feminist and queer anarchist (all 100%). I'm least paleoconservatism. Followed by Three principles and fusionism.

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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5128 on: December 15, 2017, 06:35:17 am »

Your top ideologies are:
Clerical fascism 100%
Fascist bookkeepers? Or Religious fascists?

Fascism 100%
Double fascism

Compassionate conservatism 100%
Proof George Dubwa was a double fascist

Integral nationalism 100%
Syndicalist rebels go bak 2 kaiserreich

Juche 100%
Kimmy ma boi

Paleoconservatism 100%
revive stonehenge empire

Your least matched:
Anarcho-primitivism -50%
I like this one, but don't like anarchism or lack of technology in practice and Walden is fun, if not primitivist enough

Geolibertarianism -50%
This one is a pretty sexy concept

Individualist feminism -50%
Aren't these doods just liberals

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For many of their questions, I answered "somewhat" favored, or opposed, as I feel there are devils in details that go against going whole hog. I suspect that it graded these answers very obtusely.
For instance, the "Communism is a failed idea" question.  Do they mean-- Soviet communism? Do they mean-- Swedish socialism? Do they mean-- Chinese communism?  Because those are all under that umbrella, BUT VERY DIFFERENT THINGS, and some of the ideas in those individual implementations are well worth further exploration, and even adoption--- just not whole hog. (Especially not russian or chinese variants!-- Swedish socialism looks very appealing, but has features that are not really compatible with the US's mainstream culture, and would thus need revision or slow adoption-- Devil in the details type things.)
If you answer that communism requires division into national applications of communism, then the question has revealed you are likely on liberal-communist side of things. If you answer that communism is always going to succeed then you are comrade. If you answer that communism will always fail if implemented, then you see communism as the one common bond tying all the national failures of the USSR, China and Sweden together, and are likely on the liberal-conservative side of things

Then there is all those questions harping on personal property.  I take the position that shelter and security are at the base of Maslow's hierarchy of needs for very important reasons. Personal ownership confers a degree of mental safety, as one can feel secure in their physical environs at that location (even if it is just illusory)-- Take that away, and it promotes a large increase in the incidence rates of social anxiety related conditions, which is detrimental to human health, both physical and mental. Placing control over people's physical ability to have a place to stay into the hands of disconnected politicians has never ended well. For those reasons I am in favor of some form of private ownership of property, but also am in favor of legal requirements for proper stewardship of that property. (EG, you dont get to dump nuclear waste, even it if *IS* your own back yard.)  This is probably why it rates me high on the "Free market" bullshit.
But also on the counterpoint, having personal property is also the surest way to ensure an equal society will become unequal. As some people become more successful than others through natural qualities, luck and hard work, this gives them an advantage which can be leveraged to gain greater advantage. As this property is inherited, a dynasty begins to form, and before long you once more have an elite class ruling over the rest. And look at the millions of homeless in the USA, one of the wealthiest nations in the world. How did this come to be? Through the greedy actions of elite financiers, all whom are too big to jail

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Re: Shit, let's be Wikipedia's Politics Portal
« Reply #5129 on: December 15, 2017, 07:49:55 am »

Your top ideologies are:
Guild socialism 88%


Kemalism 83%


Strasserism 83%


Your worst ideologies are:
Anarcho-primitivism -25%

Fusionism -29%

Paleoconservatism -40%



...hrm.... I think this is a  poop test
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