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Author Topic: Netland VII: Subversion of Innocence  (Read 179532 times)

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #180 on: April 09, 2011, 08:59:12 am »

And then there's the problem of nonlinear geography as well. If everything it makes sense to be able to drive to is adjacent, what does the resulting geography look like from space? It'd be one hell of a large planet.

EDIT:

But it's still finite I suppose... So it'd have pretty massive gravity, but there's nothing really fundamental stopping it from existing.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #181 on: April 09, 2011, 09:02:03 am »

hmm
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just do whatevery tolyK and blame it as a bastard mod
Shakerag: Who are you personally suspicious of?
At this point?  TolyK.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #182 on: April 09, 2011, 09:09:37 am »

I think I figured it out. Or at least the relevant bits.
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #183 on: April 09, 2011, 09:11:20 am »

so eta of next update?

EDIT: f*** my internet speed is plummeting again!
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Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #184 on: April 09, 2011, 09:13:01 am »

so eta of next update?

EDIT: f*** my internet speed is plummeting again!

Ten minutes at least, three hours at most. Extrapolated from current data, of course. If things change, these predictions will become inaccurate.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Schilcote

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #185 on: April 09, 2011, 09:33:39 am »

TolyK: Scan train for anyone or anything hostile or things that could be of use.
Trollan: Summon a gigantic mothership to vortex the missile.
Frelock: Ride the train, not looking back.
Tyberix: Secure our compartment for "unexpected" problems
Bdthemag: Put on sunglasses, say a clever joke related to nuclear explosions.
Ze Spy: Somehow create a goddamn Battlecruiser
FuzzyZergling: Search the train for supplies.

TolyK: 5

You decide to give the train a good looking-over. You find some papers, and randomly decide to read a note.

"Jan 14, 1996 [Umbrella Headquarters]

We've made some interesting breakthroughs with a new variant of the T-virus. We weren't given any information on where it came from, but that's not really unusual in this company. The vials are labeled 'T-HtMchn', I guess Anonymous does BOW research now.
The new Tyrant variant works on some of the more interesting species that were previously immune to it, especially those big white things from The Nether that we've been trying to mutate for a while now. Ghasts, I think they're called.
We're yet to come up with anything of any practical value, but I'm sure that this new T variant will be the key to making BOWs that we can actually control and use for practical purposes.

-Dr. Gelato"

In the engine compartment, you find (what else) the engine. It appears to have been manufactured by "TOAST Industries". The train is running along at a pretty decent clip, the automated systems say that it will arrive in about twenty-four hours.

Trollan & Ze Spy:

You think about how awesome it would be if a ship suddenly took out that nuke. Looks like that's not going to happen though.

The nuke hits the city and big boom happens. The train is already safely out of the blast radius, luckily.

Frelock: 1

You decide that that would actually be kind of stupid, so instead you stare out the back of the train as the city explodes. Arguably, looking at an explosion and not reacting to it is cooler than not looking at it, at least if it's a sufficiently large explosion.

Tyberix: 1

No one seems to be too interested in MJ-12 train compartment security measures, despite your protests.

Bdthemag: 2

"Boom. Headshot."

Wait, no.

Fuzzy: 2

You search the compartment, but if there's anything actually useful in it you don't recognize it as such.

Statuses:

Ze Spy: Terran Marine
CMC-300 Powered Armor, C-14 Gauss Rifle, Lighter

Frelock: Medic
Medigun, Needlegun, Bonesaw, Lighter
Ubercharge: 100%

Trollan: Protoss High Templar
High Templar Light Armor, Lighter

Taricus: Anon
Neck-beard, Lighter

FuzzyZergling: Dollamancer
Cloth Armor, Lighter,

TolyK: Black Mesa Scientist (Quantum)
Black Mesa H.E.V. Mk. IV Protective System, Lighter, Steel Pipe, C4+detonator, Melonium .357

Tyberix: MJ-12 MIB
Guided Explosive Projectile launcher, Stealth Pistol, EMP Grenade, Lighter

Bdthemag: Reality Hacker
Laptop Computer, Lighter, Odd device with barrel and button
Fireball-hand macro.

Exactly who is Tyberix's character anyway? I'd think he's some sort of rogue agent who defected from MJ12.
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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #186 on: April 09, 2011, 09:36:24 am »

Take the notes off of Tolyk.
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #188 on: April 09, 2011, 10:29:05 am »

Turn into a Spectre
« Last Edit: April 09, 2011, 11:28:40 am by Ze Spy »
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #189 on: April 09, 2011, 10:34:15 am »

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WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

Ze Spy

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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #190 on: April 09, 2011, 11:28:23 am »

hurr durr joke hurr durr

Seriously now : Do nothing
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #191 on: April 09, 2011, 12:03:18 pm »

Re-search train for something useful.
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #192 on: April 09, 2011, 12:13:05 pm »

Exactly who is Tyberix's character anyway? I'd think he's some sort of rogue agent who defected from MJ12.
Well it's that or i'm secretly plotting to bring this world under their control...(muahaha :P)

Try to extract train destination from the auto-pilot.
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #193 on: April 09, 2011, 01:14:28 pm »

Hack myself up some armor.
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Re: Netland VII: Out of the frying pan...
« Reply #194 on: April 09, 2011, 03:24:07 pm »

I think I figured it out. Or at least the relevant bits.
Then this might be superfluous, but I'd suggest everyone keeping their own separate dates based on relevant incidents, the same way they used to describe the time as "The 26th year of King Whatsit."
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