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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13800 on: August 11, 2012, 10:22:04 pm »

It'll be free if they don't get it 'here' within six weeks.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

Lord Inquisitor

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13801 on: August 11, 2012, 11:12:01 pm »

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comis when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13802 on: August 11, 2012, 11:15:08 pm »

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comis when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Lord Inquisitor

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13803 on: August 11, 2012, 11:16:20 pm »

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comic when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13804 on: August 11, 2012, 11:19:32 pm »

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comic when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.


...
*Starts slow clapping*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13805 on: August 11, 2012, 11:20:29 pm »

I was sober when I posted liquidising bullets.
Now I am currently well over drink limit but require breathlyser to prove how over the limit. 14 BS units 2.5 are honey dew beer rest are homebrew.

Frankie Boyle is fantastic comic when drunk and korean singers ((I blame you lot) look very hot. J 토끼 가수는 뜨겁다! 나는 그녀와 사랑을 만들 수 있습니다.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.


...
*Starts slow clapping*
At first I was more confused, but then I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
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Well, you do have a busy life, what with keeping tabs on wild, rough-and-tumble forum members while sorting out the drama between your twenty two inner lesbians.
Your drunk posts continue to baffle me.
Welcome to Reality.

Lord Inquisitor

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13806 on: August 11, 2012, 11:24:04 pm »

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

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WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13807 on: August 11, 2012, 11:35:44 pm »

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy


I am sensing that I want to get drunk with Lord Inquisitor some time and make drunk posts as well. It seems like so much fun.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13808 on: August 11, 2012, 11:42:18 pm »

The Spaz clap,
Thank you, Thank you!
Felony approved.
I'm hear all week.
(still better than All american stand ups)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy
What about Canadian stand ups?
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Lord Inquisitor

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« Reply #13809 on: August 11, 2012, 11:51:47 pm »

Having checked wiki for a list of such comedians I approve of Dan Aykroyd and his skull vodkas. Have a bottle in my hand now. Also I believe tradition dictates Eh! to end in Canadian language.
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Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13810 on: August 12, 2012, 12:03:44 am »

Dan Aykroyd is Canadian? Huh, you do learn something new every day.
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« Reply #13811 on: August 12, 2012, 12:52:43 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_GcXTn5j4
WTF Google Earth, KFC Guy
In Halo 3, on the downloadable Sandbox map, several of the construction pieces have textures that, at one location, strongly resemble the Colonel Sanders of the logo. My friends thought I was crazy, but now they see it too.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13812 on: August 12, 2012, 12:54:12 am »

Dan Aykroyd is Canadian? Huh, you do learn something new every day.


There is a huge amount of awesome actors and suchlike that are secretly Canadian. Canada is planning an invasion, and they have thoroughly infiltrated our nation. :P The only reason we aren't drinking maple syrup and saluting mounties on the street corners is that they find nothing worthwhile in owning three hundred million bitchy, fat, entitled people.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

Vorthon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13813 on: August 12, 2012, 01:09:02 am »

See, this is why I love being Canadian: We've produced a lot of funny and talented people. Also: Drinking maple syrup is not advisable. The stuff's too thick, unless it's really watery, in which case you haven't boiled it long enough and you're basically just drinking fresh sap.

Also, what may be the strangest character class ever devised for any edition of D&D:
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #13814 on: August 12, 2012, 01:15:21 am »

Thuggee used to infiltrate caravans one by one until like half the caravan was murderous theives, then they'd spring their attack at night when everyone was sleeping and the Thuggee had all been assigned as sentries. By choking people. I mean, they had knives and shit, but mostly they choked you to death. It wasn't actually religious, from what I can discern, but they certainly were 'religious' about it.
But, yeah, the class is a bit much. What if all you fight are non-breathing monsters? Can you choke a baby dragon? Where are the neck measurements for most creatures? Can you choke a giant? So many questions.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.
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