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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 648323 times)

Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3840 on: January 22, 2013, 10:02:17 pm »
Nothing, as he doesn't like where this is going, especially in relation to the dildo sword.

WWUD if he could stop and start time as he wises?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3841 on: January 22, 2013, 11:12:46 pm »
Put time in reverse, do something dwarfy like tossing his baby self in magma, and cause a Stupid Dwarf Paradox.
Urist is not very wise...

WWUD if a Stupid Dwarf Paradox was keeping her alive whilst a troop of monkeys was trying to tear her limb-from-limb?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3842 on: January 23, 2013, 01:38:37 am »
Get run over by some moron doing 80 in a plutonium powered car. Olith McHuman encourages all time travelers to take a defensive time traveling course.

WWUD if all the booze fell victim to a paradox?
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IcyTea31

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3843 on: January 25, 2013, 12:02:53 pm »
Fall to her knees, shouting a big NOOOOOOO!

WWUD if she lived in the Star Wars universe?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3844 on: January 25, 2013, 05:39:19 pm »
Force choke all the elves! And those aliens who kinda look like elves. And there's some green elvish looking guys too, not to mention those water-dwelling guys with the big fin-like ears and-
Urist McSpaceDwarf has mandated the construction of a Death Star.

WWUD with 27 different herbs and spices?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3845 on: January 25, 2013, 11:42:12 pm »
Ignore them and eat a raw plump helmet.

Urist's worst enemy has organized a party. How would Urist derail it?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3846 on: January 26, 2013, 12:33:31 am »
Pull the elver plugging the drain to the waterfall in the room, thus drowning everyone who attended the party.

WWUD if everyone at the party was a vampire?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3847 on: January 27, 2013, 04:28:14 am »
Join the party, then notice that all the booze had previously fallen victim a a paradox, drink from the well and turn into a vampire as well.

WWUD if every single dwarf in a fortress was a vampire, with no living dwarves to feed on?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3848 on: January 27, 2013, 04:38:42 pm »
Work really slowly.

WWUD if he was the only non-vampire in a vampire fort?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3849 on: January 27, 2013, 05:32:10 pm »
Drink water from the well and become a vampire.

WWUD if vampires discovered they can feed off of animals?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3850 on: January 27, 2013, 05:42:00 pm »
Spare the cats.

WWUD if animals could become vampires?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3851 on: January 27, 2013, 06:00:10 pm »
Quote from: chaosgear on January 27, 2013, 05:42:00 pm
Spare the cats.

WWUD if animals could become vampires?

Vampire kitty!

WWUD if he was immune to insanity/tantrums, did not need to eat or drink and he was trapped in a single tile in a random mountain?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3852 on: January 27, 2013, 06:02:48 pm »
Urist has been quite content lately. He has admired a rough marble wall lately.

WWUD if creatures could swallow smaller creatures whole?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Detahramet

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3853 on: January 27, 2013, 08:04:18 pm »
EAT ALL OF THE (slightly) SMALLER ELVES! He can do this without it being looked down up because it was an attack rather than an butchering action of a corpse.

WWUD if he could eat anything whole, regardless of its size, material, or taste?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3854 on: January 27, 2013, 09:04:52 pm »
Eat the universe whole.

WWUD if he was not the chosen one who is destined to save dwarf kind, but the elf he is about to murder in cold blood was?
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