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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649650 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #330 on: May 21, 2011, 04:00:27 am »
Curse the overseer for not making a simple staircase. Then she would drown and jam a floodgate with her corpse, causing the entire fort to flood.

WWUD if a forgotten beast made of high-quality sunshine arrived? And it has poisonous breath?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #331 on: May 21, 2011, 08:25:48 pm »
He would tell the overseer every frame that he cancels drinking him, because he's inturrupted by him.

What would Urist do if he met a dwarf that wasn't named Urist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #332 on: May 22, 2011, 02:13:55 am »
Kill him for being an elf in disguise.

WWUD if it were actually the king?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #333 on: May 22, 2011, 07:32:47 am »
Build a statue of himself to trap one of his subjects inside.
What Would Urist do if he was infected by a dizzying syndrome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #334 on: May 22, 2011, 04:34:09 pm »
Compliment the brewer on this exceptional batch.

WWUD if he caught a bear in the booze room?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #335 on: May 22, 2011, 05:08:33 pm »
Either make him help with harvesting or turn him into booze, depending on how much he drank.

WWUD if he caught Cacame in booze stockpile?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #336 on: May 22, 2011, 06:04:29 pm »
He would fall on his knees in worship!

What would Acata do she met Cacame
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #337 on: May 22, 2011, 08:23:41 pm »
Rudely ask him to stop cutting down trees before he promptly applies his dwarven hammer to her face, the dirty elf.

What would Urist McGoldcoinlover do if the economy came back and all he had was one silver coin and a ton of tin or nickel coins?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #338 on: May 23, 2011, 06:15:46 am »
He would haul all of them one by one to the treasury (thus getting out of real work for a year or two or three) and trade them in for a shiny gold coin. Furthermore, since he has done so many store item in stockpile jobs lately, he would probably get a second shiny gold coin. Unless the overseer gets angry and runs dfcoinnuke first that is.

WWUD if, due to the overseer's misuse of black magic dfhack, all of his possessions were turned into sludge, his left arm disappeared, and his pet kitten Fluffy was turned into a (tame) bronze colossus?
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kragnoth

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #339 on: May 23, 2011, 06:31:44 am »
Use dfhack to replace his missing arm with the (tame) bronze collossus.

WWUD if the only alcohol left in the fortress was at the end of a hallway covered in socks.
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RenoFox

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #340 on: May 23, 2011, 08:43:40 am »
Drink, move the barrel on a sock and complain to the overseer.

WWUD if he was lost in the caverns?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #341 on: May 23, 2011, 08:51:53 am »
Shout out, "Hey guys, I'm cancelling my move now. Y'know. Can't find a path." A few hundred times, then dehydrate.

I had a funny idea before, how about we parody those life advice newspaper columns in this thread? :D

WWUD if he was horribly overweight, and wanted to drop a hundred urists really quick, to better compete in the annual sock-race?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #342 on: May 23, 2011, 09:17:09 am »
Go get some lava fire FB syndrome diet help to help with his weight problem. Less cat, no sweet pods, more plump helmets, and more dimple cups. All he can drink is that longland grass stuff they usually spew out in times of hardship.

What would Urist do if he was told to follow that diet?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #343 on: May 23, 2011, 02:36:26 pm »
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Cheat by using the "Burn the fat with !!SCIENCE!!" technique and wonder what happened to his nerves.

What Would all the Urists Do if they learned that they can become immune to fire this way?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #344 on: May 23, 2011, 03:11:24 pm »
They would all think about it, how applying fire can make them immune to fire. Their command modules beards would become fried from thinking of it and they wouldn't know what to do with themselves.

What would Urist do if his beard died from thinking of a paradox?
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Quote from: Oliolli on August 15, 2011, 06:48:33 am
Dwarf Fortress: The only game where an Artificial Intelligence-controlled unit can pull the pants off someone and the proceed to beat said someone to death with said pants.
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