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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1095 on: October 22, 2011, 04:35:58 pm »
Forget it and look at !Adamantine Door!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1096 on: October 22, 2011, 06:04:33 pm »
Get drunk, do something stupid, and get his account banned for abusing the terms of service.

What would Urist do if he found himself in a preschool, surrounded by sticky, undead, elven children?
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Quote from: Cyroth on October 21, 2011, 05:27:57 pm
You own dragon eggs, what other uses do you need then clubbing stuff to death with giant unborn lizard children?!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1097 on: October 22, 2011, 06:10:21 pm »
Martial trance. Undead limbs flying everywhere.

WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1098 on: October 22, 2011, 06:16:28 pm »
Quote from: 612DwarfAvenue on October 22, 2011, 06:10:21 pm
Martial trance. Undead limbs flying everywhere.

WWUD if he was the last Dwarf in the world?

Join the Kobolds.

WWUD if he was the CEO of a major mining corp?
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if there's lots of g's and z's, it's gobbo. If you don't really recognize it, it's human. if it's called Urist, it's dwarf.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1099 on: October 22, 2011, 06:18:00 pm »
Quote from: Hitty40 on October 22, 2011, 06:16:28 pm
Join the Kobolds.

WWUD if he was the CEO of a major mining corp?

Demand slade chairs.

WWUD if given a gun?
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1100 on: October 22, 2011, 06:27:40 pm »
Modify it to shoot magma.

WWUD if he was the last living thing on the planet, period?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1101 on: October 22, 2011, 06:30:49 pm »
Have babies using remnant spores, then kill her babies.

No one said this was a male Urist...

WWUD if s/he was the father / mother of all sentient beings, including elves, dwarves, kobolds, humans, goblins, etc.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1102 on: October 22, 2011, 06:33:27 pm »
Change his name to Armok.

What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1103 on: October 22, 2011, 06:36:30 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on October 22, 2011, 06:33:27 pm
Change his name to Armok.

What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
FORSAKE HIM. Real blood gods don't have tea.

WWUD if kobold siege?
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
The perfect disguise.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1104 on: October 22, 2011, 06:42:05 pm »
Quote from: Nukarama on October 22, 2011, 06:36:30 pm
Quote from: King DZA on October 22, 2011, 06:33:27 pm
Change his name to Armok.

What would Urist do if Armok invited him over for tea?
FORSAKE HIM. Real blood gods don't have tea.

WWUD if kobold siege?

Pick up an adamantine sword, run towards the kobolds, and yell "IT'S SLAUGHTERIN' TIME!!!!"

WWUD if he managed to get into your house?
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Quote from: Cyroth on October 21, 2011, 05:27:57 pm
You own dragon eggs, what other uses do you need then clubbing stuff to death with giant unborn lizard children?!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1105 on: October 22, 2011, 06:45:56 pm »
Quote from: MoosecraftMachete on October 22, 2011, 06:42:05 pm
Pick up an adamantine sword, run towards the kobolds, and yell "IT'S SLAUGHTERIN' TIME!!!!"

WWUD if he managed to get into your house?

TAKE YOUR SOCKS AND BURN THE HOUSE TO THE GROUND.

WWUD if given a lead pipe and pointed at an elf?
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Quote from: Gatleos on August 13, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
And when the site infiltration feature is done, we can do that thing where two short people disguise themselves as one tall guy in a trenchcoat. Except the two people in question will be halves of the same person.
The perfect disguise.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1106 on: October 22, 2011, 07:01:50 pm »
Melt the lead pipe down, go into a mood, and attempt to create a lead warhammer, but then go stark raving mad once he realized he didn't have any cave spider silk cloth.

What would Urist do if he could time travel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1107 on: October 22, 2011, 07:15:18 pm »
Go back in time and kill himself so he could have two of his favorite battleaxe.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1108 on: October 22, 2011, 07:26:02 pm »
Try and find a sword and burn the place down

WWUD if he saw someone humping a tree? ...... gfs idea :P
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1109 on: October 23, 2011, 12:55:41 am »
Quote from: Ult1mara on October 22, 2011, 07:26:02 pm
Try and find a sword and burn the place down

WWUD if he saw someone humping a tree? ...... gfs idea :P
Call the person a hypocritical, tree-humping, pointy-eared hippy elf, then grab his adamantine sword and hack the elf to bits.

WWUD if he posted on this topic?
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Quote from: Cyroth on October 21, 2011, 05:27:57 pm
You own dragon eggs, what other uses do you need then clubbing stuff to death with giant unborn lizard children?!
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