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[brainfreez]

urist would be turned into dwarf nail earring .

WWUD if ninjas ambushed his kitten ?

[Detahramet]

Go berzerk and kill the rest his kittens the fit of rage (And by ninjas, i can only presume that you mean the group of butchers the overseer sends in to dispose of potential catsplosives)

WWUD if dwarves DIDN'T reproduce through spores?

[Facekillz058]

He would not exist, as the normal, non-mutated vanilla dwarves lack the required organs for procreation.

WWUD if he fell hundreds of z levels into a pit of magma, but managed to survive and pull himself to safety with no fat, or arms, or legs, or a lower body

[brainfreez]

"urist cancels report crime : too injured" x2564

WWUD if he found "the icy glaciers of frost , a fire sock" that gives him the ability to breathe fire ?

[Detahramet]

As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.

WWUD if he, and all dwarves, were remotely intelligent?

[brainfreez]

do a mass suicide because they realise the tragic reality .

WWUD if he found "the dry deserts of heat , a water sock" that gives him the ability to breath underwater ?

[Corai]

As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.

WWUD if Slaves To Armok One was brought back?

[brainfreez]

aimlessly travel a huge flat landscape killing monsters .

WWUD if he found the "solid rocks of shape , a steam sock"that gives him the ability to shot steam ?

[Detahramet]

As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.

Seriously man, what is it with you and socks?


WWUD if everything he touched turned to adamantine?

[brainfreez]

he would touch himself .

WWUD if he found the "empty emptiness of nothing , a sock sock" that gives him the ability to vomit socks ?

[Corai]

As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.

WWUD if Brainfreez stopped with these sock questions?

[brainfreez]

urist would demand brainfreez to make him booze sock .

WWUD if he would vomit booze ?

[Detahramet]

As with the immortality sock, Put it in his room never to touch again.

WWUD if he was a sock?

[Corai]

I would loudly exclaim "I NEVER SAID THAT!"


WWUD if his pick is the pick that pierced the heavens?

[Monk321654]

Scream "GIGA PICK BREEEEAAAAKER!" While stabbing a bronze colossus through the neck.

WWUD when Urist gets fined for disturbing the peace?