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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649714 times)

Zecro_The_Scourge

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2475 on: September 09, 2012, 09:23:02 pm »
Urist cancels drink: Attacked by facehugger.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2476 on: September 11, 2012, 11:21:19 am »
Die Hard on a Mountainhome.

WWUD if he accidentally magma pipe?
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
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If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2477 on: September 11, 2012, 11:37:00 am »
Quote from: Sus on September 11, 2012, 11:21:19 am
Die Hard on a Mountainhome.

WWUD if he accidentally magma pipe?

Build a magma cannon.

WWUD if he was in Hyrule (reminder: everyone there looks like his enemies.)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2478 on: September 11, 2012, 03:48:06 pm »
Urist McDwarf has entered a martial trance!

WWUD if he met the Goron tribes in Hyrule?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2479 on: September 11, 2012, 04:51:11 pm »
Search for ores in their rocky backsides.

WWUD if he was a goomba?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2480 on: September 11, 2012, 05:07:33 pm »
Quote from: charred_gp on September 11, 2012, 03:48:06 pm
Urist McDwarf has entered a martial trance!

WWUD if he met the Goron tribes in Hyrule?
Compliment them on their appreciation of fine rocks and stones, but get angry when they eat his gemstone amulet.
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on September 11, 2012, 04:51:11 pm
Search for ores in their rocky backsides.

WWUD if he was a goomba?
Get stomped by a fat Italian plumber, shoving the muscle through the brain.

WWUD if she met the Zoras?
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Quote from: GoombaGeek on August 07, 2012, 11:46:09 pm
This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2481 on: September 12, 2012, 06:20:01 am »
Butcher them for their valuable body parts. Then realize that their body parts aren't really valuable anymore, and just obsidianize the whole of Zora's Domain.

WWUD if he visited the Deku Kingdom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2482 on: September 12, 2012, 09:09:01 am »
Fires, fires everywhere. "Deku grunt cancels evade attack! Covered in flames. Urist McPyro has entered a martial trance!"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2483 on: September 13, 2012, 05:09:02 am »
The Troubleshooter bashes the Troubleshooter on the head with his Xx(MiniNuke)xX, bruising the skin, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
Urist McTroubleshooter-DFX-007, Troubleshooter has been struck down.
The Xx(MiniNuke)xX has detonated!
The Troubleshooter is caught in a nuclear fireball! x7
The Troubleshooter evaporates in a cloud of plasma! x7
Your team has been terminated.

WWUD if told there's booze in the corner, while in a circular room?
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Quote from: Moogie on February 08, 2012, 06:23:42 am
Certainly you could argue that DF is a lot like The Sims, only... you know... with more vomit and decapitation.
Quote from: SuicideJunkie on May 02, 2012, 11:47:40 pm
If you launch a wooden mine cart towards the ocean at a sufficient speed, you can have your entire dwarf sail away in an ark.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2484 on: September 13, 2012, 06:44:30 am »
Run in circles, trying to find said corner. Eventually he sweats his own booze.

WWUD if he had to choose between killing elves and drinking booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2485 on: September 13, 2012, 06:48:51 am »
Drown elves in booze. Then drink it.

WWUD if he was hit with a Xx(Pig tail sock)xX?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2486 on: September 13, 2012, 07:21:05 am »
The Xx(Pig Tail Sock)xX strikes the Urist in the left buttocks and the severed part sails off in an arc!

WWUD if he found gold *pause for dramatic effect* ...up his nose?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2487 on: September 13, 2012, 10:38:55 am »
He'd pick it...with a steel pickaxe.

WWUD if he discovered that the 'elf girl' 'persuading' the fort to reduce the woodcutting effort was actually a guy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2488 on: September 13, 2012, 04:33:04 pm »
He'd still hit that. With a hammer.

WWUD if he was forced into a cage match against a rabid badger for the sake of getting booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2489 on: September 13, 2012, 06:27:01 pm »
You grab the rabid badger by the lower body!
The badger is unable to break the grip of your left hand on his lower body!
You piledrive the badger through the floor!
The badger is knocked unconscious!
You bite the badger in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Badger has been struck down.

What would Urist do (or say) If he was face to face with Armok himself?
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