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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649790 times)

Remuthra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4350 on: April 15, 2013, 04:33:25 pm »
Be sold to the elves for school supplies by said Department of Education.

WWUD if !!MATH!!?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4351 on: April 15, 2013, 04:44:25 pm »
!!PHYSICS!!

WWUD if !!PHYSICS!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4352 on: April 15, 2013, 05:18:26 pm »
The burning laws of physics pushes Urist McNewton in the head, and the severed part sails off in an arc.

WWUD if suddenly Solar Exaltation?
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Quote from: Azrayel on July 10, 2014, 09:13:11 pm
I want to tell you they were bad men, cephalo.  I want to tell you that with a better overseer the Fortress never would've gotten so bad someone would get offed in a pointless fisticuffs.
But the sad truth charlie?
It was inevitable.

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4353 on: April 15, 2013, 06:19:39 pm »
Develop a glowing-skin syndrome and be plagued by sleepless nights because his eyelids glow too brightly.

WWUD if he failed his geology course because he insisted the stupid human instructor knew what he was talking about?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4354 on: April 15, 2013, 08:57:58 pm »
Wonder where they found such a human, which hates his own kind so much that he believes himself incapable of being right, despite having multiple master's degrees related to his field of study, yet still feels the need to fail his dwarven superior.

WWUD if irony could kill?
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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4355 on: April 15, 2013, 09:10:02 pm »
Get killed.

WWUD if he dug up a balrog?
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zzedar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4356 on: April 15, 2013, 09:55:09 pm »
Make balrog soap. WWUD if he were in outer space?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4357 on: April 15, 2013, 10:20:23 pm »
Urist slams into the ground!
The attack is deflected by the -pig tail cloak-.

WWUD if the cats were breeding faster than the butchers could butcher them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4358 on: April 16, 2013, 12:08:23 am »
Use the special group of extremely efficient butchers, called the "Gibbing pit traps"

WWUD if dwarves were actually intelligent and do things efficiently?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4359 on: April 16, 2013, 05:13:36 pm »
Get bored with DF because the challenge fun is gone.

WWUD if Toady died tomorrow? (Meaning no more updates)
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Quote from: Objective on April 14, 2013, 05:17:21 am
A Song of Glacier and Magma: Game of Socks.
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Jaime Lannister cancels noble bsns: Needs a helping hand.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4360 on: April 16, 2013, 06:20:07 pm »
Cry. A lot. And never get to climb a tree. Or a cliff. Or actually jump, or visit the halls of his birth, or have a friendly fist fight with a donkey and not wind up in prison... The horror!

WWUD if Toady didn't post status updates for two weeks straight?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4361 on: April 16, 2013, 07:22:04 pm »
Fill the void by making fanfic.

WWUD with a death note?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4362 on: April 17, 2013, 01:05:04 am »
More fuel for the forges! Plus, he can't read.

WWUD if the eyeball grass became multi tile trees in the next version?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4363 on: April 17, 2013, 01:24:30 am »
Urist Cancels drink: Observing eye grass

WWUD If Eye grass became sentient
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4364 on: April 17, 2013, 08:39:18 am »
Become assimilated

WWUD if he was a genetic engineer?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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