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Mr Space Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4755 on: July 08, 2013, 12:46:31 pm »
Eat himself.

WWUD if he was just a beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4756 on: July 08, 2013, 01:06:44 pm »
Obiosuly, Dwarfs are by extension, meat attached to beards, some times the beard never dies, and the beard  simpily becomes  goast like, and tha t is how ghosts form, when A dwarf dies, and his beard is in A sufficiently good shape, while not baried, if A small part of flesh is morgued with special dwarf exrement ((read. Piss)) the beard immediately goes into the left over meat that survives, the most interesting part is, that Dwarfs inteligence are located in there beards, so there still sentient, and also are able to get in the way of certain metals in the chape of weapons ((read, wooden mace))and maybe removed, as beard hair can sometimes be destroyed with very careful amounts of lava.

WWUD if A beard ghost of A ELF came along?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4757 on: July 08, 2013, 01:11:19 pm »
Murder it before it can make the concept of a beard ghost any more confusing.

WWUD if goblins decided to sue the dwarves for injury and child abuse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4758 on: July 08, 2013, 09:06:17 pm »
Nonsense!
Throw the goblin lawyers into the raptor pit daycare room.

WWUD if the goblins, seeing a similarity between their races, proposed an alliance?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4759 on: July 08, 2013, 09:07:50 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on July 08, 2013, 09:06:17 pm
Nonsense!
Throw the goblin lawyers into the raptor pit daycare room.

WWUD if the raptor pit daycare room was full?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4760 on: July 08, 2013, 09:09:21 pm »
Olith: Introduce them to their mutual ally, magma.

Remuthra: Build quantum daycare rooms.

WWUD if humans copyrighted Magma?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4761 on: July 08, 2013, 09:49:36 pm »
Two words: Dwarf. Pirates.

WWUD if magma was extremely cold instead of extremely hot?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4762 on: July 08, 2013, 10:12:22 pm »
Use it to power freezing traps.

WWUD with The Tardis?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4763 on: July 10, 2013, 04:58:07 pm »
Kill a goblin with it or something.

WWUD if nitric acid men appeared in the cavern?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4764 on: July 10, 2013, 05:12:48 pm »
Urist McVeryUnlucky hits the Nitric Acid Man with the steel sword in the upper body!
The steel sword rips off, staying in the Nitric Acid Man's grip!
Urist McVeryUnlucky punches the Nitric Acid Man in the lower body!
The severed Urist McVeryUnlucky right hand flys off in an arc!
[color=purple)Urist McVery Unluck has been struck down[/color]

WWUD if all the booze in the fortress had been contaminated with Forgotten Beast extract that caused the skin to rot, the lungs to become paralyzed, coughing blood, and the necrosis of the beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4765 on: July 10, 2013, 06:39:46 pm »
"Yum, extra flavor!"

WWUD if he had a cat for a beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4766 on: July 10, 2013, 07:31:25 pm »
Catbeard.jpg (can't find it. It's in the Armok thread I think)

WWCatD if it had Urist for a beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4767 on: July 10, 2013, 07:58:46 pm »
Cat cancels be cute: confused.

WWUD if the overseer had chairs built in every free space in the fortress because he kept complaining about the lack of chairs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4768 on: July 10, 2013, 08:54:41 pm »
Die happy. Literally. As stacks of lead chairs rain from a trap crushing him.

Where Would Urist Go if he was atomsmashed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #4769 on: July 10, 2013, 10:13:40 pm »
Comming back as ghost, trying it again.

WWUD if he had an empty book and a pen?
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